The Greatest Place On Earth Chords by Rebel Son

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I live in the land of cotton, [F] I was born in [C]
Dixieland,
_ Home of the [F] loveliest [Em] ladies alive, by far the [G] finest brand.
And [Am] I love making dates [C] in all thirteen states, I love to [Em] treat myself,
To satisfaction guaranteed, [C] they sure do [Am] beat everything that's [C] anywhere else.
_ _ _ All the ladies look and feel so fine, [F] in the Florida [C] sunshine,
_ And that sweet young yellow rose of Texas always shows me a [G] good time.
And [A] we sure had some [C] fun celebrating Bull [F] Run with some beautiful [A] Virginia Bells,
And my heart's [G] always in Dixieland, Alabama, yes ma'am them [C] women love well.
[F] Nowhere is there a land quite as [C] grand as our Confederate States,
And it's home sweet home to me and [C] all the women there [G] look so great.
And it's [A] made me proud to [C] wave my stars and [F] bars ever [A] since my birth.
[C] Yeah the South is [F] just the [C] greatest place, _ the greatest place on Earth. _ _
_ _ No there's nothing like a sweet Georgia peach [F] giving you a great big [C] old kiss,
Or smooching on a sweet magnolia by the big river [F] down [G] in Ole Miss.
And all the [A] volunteers who [C] volunteer in Tennessee [G] always [A] feel great,
And in Missouri [G] you'll never [C] believe what they showed me in the Show Me State.
_ [F] Nowhere is there a land quite as [C] grand as our Confederate States,
[D] And it's [F] home sweet home to me and [C] all the women there [G] look so great.
[A] And it's made me proud to wave [C] my stars and bars [G] ever since [A] my birth.
_ Yeah the South is just the [C] greatest place, _ the greatest place on Earth. _ _ _
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In Arkansas you can have a ball in the [F] land of opportunity,
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_ _ Or hold a sweet pretty [F] ass laying in the bluegrass out in [G] Kentucky,
_ Or [A] play with some pretty [C] Louisiana boobies at Mardi Gras in [A] New Orleans. _ _ _ _
_ And [C] all the vaginas in the Carolinas are the best I've ever seen.
_ Nowhere is there a [F] land quite as [C] grand as our Confederate States,
And I'm [F] proud to be unreconstructed and [C] with the women who look [G] so great. _
[A] And that's why I fly [C] my flag up high [F] like I've done since [A] my birth.
[C] Cause the South is [F] just the [C] greatest place, _ _ the greatest place on Earth. _
[F] Yeah _ without a doubt the [G] South is just the greatest [C]
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_ [A] The greatest place [F] on Earth, _ _ _ the greatest place [C] on Earth. _
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