Pinned Down Chords by Rebel Son

[N] _ [G] Well, I've got [C] a fine looking woman that I just [F] found
Who's married to the wealthiest man in town
And [C] she tells me every time he [G] ain't around
At the [C] night he's drunk as a skunk at some [F] swanky pub
With all his asshole buddies from the country [E] club
And he left her at home [G] alone
So right now [C] I've got her pinned down
I've got my nuts back
Bouncing up and [F] down off of her butt crack
Picking off [C] her romance like
Doing shit to her that he [G] ain't able to do
I drank a six [C] pack before [F] I got her in the sack
Now I've got her [G] pinned down on her back
With her feet in her face, let's stay that way
For at least another [C] hour or two
_ Two hours ago I got a call on my telephone
[F] A woman's voice said, hey my old man [C] ain't home
Can you make it out my way?
Cause I sure love to fool [G] around
She said, I got you six [C] cold fast blue ribbons for [F] free
If you just come and do some dirty, pretty work on [Am] me
So I jumped in my truck and hauled ass [G] uptown
And right now I've [C] got her pinned down
I've got my nuts back
[F] Bouncing up and down off of her butt crack
Picking [C] off her romance like
Doing shit to her that he [G] ain't able to do
I drank a six [C] pack before I [F] got her in the sack
Now I've got her pinned [C] down on her back
With her feet in her face, let's stay that [G] way
For at least [C] another hour or two
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[D] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ Well her telephone rang about a quarter to [F] three
She said, honey you don't need to wait up for [C] me
Cause me and the fellas are gonna have a [G] few more rounds
Then she [C] grinned and said, a few more rounds sounds [F] alright
She winked at me and told him goodnight
Then she hung up [C] the phone and she said it's all
So once again I've got her pinned down
And I've got my nuts back
Bouncing up and [F] down off of her butt crack
Picking off her romance like
Doing shit to [A] her that [G] he ain't able to do
I drank a six [Em] pack before [F] I got her in the sack
Now I've got her [G] pinned down on her back
With [C] her feet in her face, let's stay that [G] way
For at least another [C] hour or two
Yeah I [Em] got this old lady pinned down
And I'm going to [G] town and he don't even have a clue _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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