Chords for Richard Cheese - Brass Monkey (with Medly)

This next tune is from my dear friend, the Beastie Boys.
Hit [Eb] it fellas. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ [E] [Fm] Brass Monkey, the Funky Monkey
Brass Monkey Junkie, the [Ab] Funky Monkey
[Cm] Brass Monkey, the Funky Monkey
Brass Monkey Junkie, the [Fm] Funky Monkey
[Cm] Cooling bottle lockers getting kind [Ab] of foggy
[G] Me [Ebm] and the crew [Ab] are drinking [Gb] Brass Monkey
[Eb] This girl walked by, she gave me [A] the eye
[Bb] I reached [B] in the locker [C] and grabbed the [D] Spanish fly
[Cm] I put it with the monkey, [Fm] mixed [Eb] it in the cup
[Bb] Went over [Eb] to the [F] girl, yo baby, [Bb] what's up?
[Cm] I [Db] offered her a sip, the girl [A] she gave me lip
[Bb] It did [B] begin to stop [D] pouring and now [Am] she's on my [Eb] tips
Brass Monkey, the Funky [D] Monkey
[Eb] Brass Monkey Junkie, [Fm] the Funky Monkey
Yes!
[Ab] I totally forgot this is an all [D]-ages show.
_ [Eb] [Ab] I saw this young lady, she's clearly in [F] high school.
What's your name, sweetheart?
Jen.
[Eb] Have [Fm] you been [D] offended by anything I've been doing [Eb] tonight?
[C]
[Fm] You have not been fucking offended tonight.
No.
Is this your [Bb] dad?
What's your name, sir?
[Eb] Bill.
[D] Bill, I'm so fucking [G] glad you brought your daughter to the show.
[Ebm] Nice work, Bill.
[N] Thank you, sir.
You got a dry martini, thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at [Bb] the bar and smack you off the [Cm] stool
Monkey and [Ab] party and [A] reeling and rocking
[F] Deaf girls, all y'all [Bb] talking
I [Cm] drink it, I [Fm] fake it, surprise [Gb] me.
[Cm] I love Brass Monkey
Whoa!
[Ab] Slow down.
[F] Alright, what was that?
Let's [Eb] see.
Oh, man, [Ab] that's strong.
Give me something to go with that.
I [Ebm] can't do a shot.
[B] I'm performing.
[C] [Bm] There's [F] teenage [D] girls in the audience.
[Eb] That'd be irresponsible.
[Abm] What [Eb] was that, Sprite?
[Ebm] How about maybe a [Gb] little simple syrup, you know what I'm saying?
[Ab] Sweeten it up a little bit, you know what I mean?
[Ebm] There we go.
Okay, how about some orange juice?
Maybe a little juice in [Cm] there.
[Fm] Sprite, orange juice
[Eb] I believe there's some vodka in [Fm] there and a little simple [D] syrup.
Mix that puppy up.
[Fm]
[Ab] Alright, that's pretty good.
Let's see what this [Bb] is.
_ [Ab] _ [Eb] Every time I drink that, I hear someone say cheese.
[Fm] _ [G] Oh, that's fucking [Gb] good.
[Fm] Alright, [D] say this back here.
Do [G] not roofie this [Ab] drink.
[Bb] You, man, [C] you can roofie it, but [Fm] don't let them do it.
[D] _ [Cm] I got a dry [Fm] martini, thinking you're [D] cool
I [C] took his place at the bar and smacked him off [Bb] the stool
[Ebm] Monkey [Ab] and party [Bb] and reeling and rocking
and singing, yeah, [F] girls, all y'all jocking
[Cm] I drink it, I think it, [D] I see it, I be it
[C] I love Brass Monkey, but I [Gm] won't give George W.
B.
it
[Cm] We got [Eb] the bottle, [Ab] you got the [A] cup, [B] come on [Am] everybody
Let's get [Cm] the Brass Monkey
[Ab] The funky monkey, Brass [Cm] Monkey [Fm] junkie
The funky [Ab] monkey, [Cm] Brass Monkey
[Fm] The [Gm] funky monkey, [Fm] Brass [Bb] Monkey junkie
[Ab] The funky [Gm] monkey
Now [Ebm] ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to do the Beastie Boys [Gm] Medley.
I only do this when I've had a [C] cocktail like that.
That was [Gb] great.
What's the name of that bartender?
Someone [G] holler it out.
[Eb] Whatever his name is.
Thank you, sir.
Big [C] round of applause for our [N] bartenders here at 930 Club. _ _
[Fm] _ [D] [Eb] Alright, this is the Beastie Boys Medley.
It's very hard [C] because I am quite [D] intoxicated.
[G] You guys ready?
[Ab] [A] Alright, I think I got [Eb] it.
I don't know if I want to know about that, sir. _
[Fm] Intergalactic, planetary [Bb] _ [Ab] Planetary, [Eb] intergalactic
So what you, what you, what you [Fm] want
[Ebm] So [C] what you, [Fm] what you, what you want
[Eb] [G] Check, check, [Fm] check it [Eb] out
[Cm] _ [Fm] What's it all [Ab] about
[Cm] [Gm] What, what, [F] what, what, what, what now
[Gm] Let's [Cm] turn this [Ab] mother-fucking [D] party out [Cm] Ah, [Fm] _ _ [Cm] _ [N] sabotage
No _
[Eb] _ [Ab] _ _ [Gm] [Cm] sleep till [Gb] Brooklyn
[Eb] 3M [Ab] Season [Bb] 1 DJ
[Dbm] We be getting [Fm] down with [Ebm] no [Eb] delay
Nicks master [Ab] mic what you [Gb] gotta [Bb] say?
[B] Goddamn that [C] DJ [D] made my [A] day Brass [Eb] Monkey
[Ab] The Funky Monkey
[Cm] Brass [Gb] Monkey Junkie
[Fm] The Funky [Ab] Monkey [Cm] Brass Monkey
[Fm] The Funky [B] Monkey [Cm] Brass Monkey [Ab] The Funky _ [Fm] Chimp
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [F] _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _