Chords for Richard Cheese - Don't Cha

[Bbm] _ _ Thank [Ebm] you
_ Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to dedicate this next song to the lesbians in the audience
_ _ in fact, I'm gonna head out here and I [Bb] spotted some lesbians earlier _ [Gb] as
I do in my pre-show deck check
[Ebm] _ [Ab] I'm _ just gonna pretend you [Eb] guys are lesbians
[Bbm] _ Clearly you're not because you know, there's [Ebm] a dude and you know
But let's [Fm] pretend for the sake of argument that they're lesbians [Abm] for this song.
All right, [Ab] ladies.
Jim
[Gb] _ All right.
Is everyone picturing their lesbians?
[Eb] _ [Ebm] I
Know I am
It's a little song for the girls _ I
_ Know you love me.
_ _ I
Know you do _
_ _ _ That's why every time I come around
She's all over you
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ be
[Gb] _
Cause don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was [Ebm] fun like [Bbm] me? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Don't you
_ _ _ [Bb] Thank You lesbians
[Ebm] Don't you [Gb] wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like [Bbm] me?
Don't you? _ _ _ _
_ _ Don't
_ Well, you know ladies [Ebm] gentlemen, we are in Las Vegas the entertainment capital of the world
_ And [Bbm] something you see on the strip all the time of these crazy impersonator [Eb] acts
You know where they have people doing their [Bbm] impersonations of famous celebrities
And I thought it might be fun for me to sing some of this music for you
With my fabulous talent as an impersonator because I'm not only a loud singer.
I'm a master voice person
_ So now with your permission, ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna sing this wonderful pussycat dolls song
And I'm gonna channel some of the greatest entertainer singers in the world _
[Ebm] Let's start by having me sing.
Don't you? _
By the [Bbm] legendary 1960s folk singer.
Mr.
Bob Dylan.
Are you ready?
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[Bbm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ No, you is my girlfriend _
_ _ _ Well, huh, I mean
_ _ [Db] All right, that was good.
Okay now now is Dylan _ I
_ Gotta get some water for this one
[Ebm] And now this gentleman, I'd like to do my impression of don't you?
_ by the pussycat dolls
Being sung by [Bbm] backup singer and vocal legend.
Mr.
Michael McDonald from the newbie brothers
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[Bbm] _ _ Boy _ _ _ _
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[Ebm] _ [Db] _ [Ebm] _ [Bbm] _ [Ebm] _ [Db] _ _ _
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that's hard that's hard on the balls _ _
and now this gentleman
_ Don't you by the pussycat dolls as performed?
[Eb] _ _ [Bbm] Get ready _
By lieutenant Sulu George Takei from [Bb] Star Trek.
All right, here [Ebm] we go
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bbm] _ Don't you wish your girlfriend? _
Was hot like me
[Ebm] _ _ Don't [Bbm] you wish your girlfriend was raw _ like me _ _ Captain
[Bb] _ [Eb] [Bbm] All right.
That's the [Gb] George Takei impression.
All right.
So what do we [Dm] do?
Thank you, [Eb] we did Bob Dylan right [F] Bobby [Bbm] and we did Michael McDonald and we did George Takei
[Db] All right.
I got I got the clicker.
This is gonna be fabulous
[Gb] This is my impression of the song.
Don't you by pussycat dolls being sung?
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by Bjork _ _ _ _
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_ [Db] And
Sunlight and [C] toast _
_ [Db] Don't [Gb] you wish your [Ebm] girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me, [F] don't [Bbm] you? _ _
[Db] I said [Bbm] don't you? _ _ _
[E] _ [Bbm] _ Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me don't you wish your girlfriend was fun
like Richard G _ _ _
_ _ Don't you?
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Wow _ _ [B] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
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_ that was I'm exhausted _