The Life And Times Of A Teenage Rock God Chords by Rob Zombie

_ _ _ _ Oh!
It's _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ me!
[Ab] _ _
_ I know this is normally the night where we [N] read the letters from politicians thanking me profusely for all the work I've done on their [Gb] behalf.
But I wanted to do something [D] different.
I thought I would reach into the bag from [Eb] the rock and rollers.
Let's see what we got.
[D] Uh oh!
It's addressed to the wrong person!
Woo!
[Dm] I'm just kidding, it's to me.
They're always to me!
Ha ha ha!
Let's see what you have to say.
[D] _ _ Dear Satan, _ _ I just like hearing my name. _ _
[F] I'm a very big fan of all the old stuff.
Oh well, thank you so much.
We had a good time with [Gb] the old stuff.
We loved the Inquisition [G] and the Salem Witch Trials.
And of course, Rosie O'Donnell.
[Am] Let's get to the question.
Oh, here it is.
[A] How do I become a teenage rock god?
Woo!
I get that question all [E] the time!
And the answer is very simple.
Do [Bb] you have to be talented?
No!
You don't have to be talented.
[D] Do you need good luck?
No.
Have you seen Bono?
Do you need to know even [Am] how to play an instrument?
[Dm] Not at all.
Haven't you watched [D] MTV lately?
No.
Of course not.
All you have to do [Dm] is sign on the dotted line
and get rid of [F] that useless soul and [Gb] rock and roll heaven!
Woo!
[G] _
[Gm] I mean, rock and roll hell [N] is ready to boogie at your feet!
Woo! _ _ _
Yeah! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Bm] I've been driving all [E] night until I find my sign.
I used to call him Jekyll, now I call him Hyde.
Teeth like granite, fingers of gold.
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Should I should I should [A] [Bb] I [E] so be?
Now I'm a [A] trimmed S [E].O.B.
I don't know.
It's magic.
It's really magic.
I'm a teenage rock [D] god, [E] teenage rock [D] [E] god.
All [D] freaks, [E] come [G] worship me.
[E] _ Teenage Rock got, Teenage [D] Rock [E] got all the freaks who are in [G] love with me!
[D] I'm [E] gonna _ _ [A] [E] hammer on the gal, [A] Loot it, loot the killer.
[C] Gonna get some ass, [Bm] like a top [E]-down prowler across the bend.
A phantom mania with love is all she said.
Sugar, sugar, sugar, [A] you [Bb] look [E] so mean.
I am _ _ gasoline.
_ _ _ _ It's magic. _ _
I'm a Teenage [D] Rock got, [E] _
Teenage Rock [D] got [E] all the [D] freaks [E] who [G] worship me!
[E] _ Teenage [D] Rock [E] got, Teenage [D] Rock [E] got all the [D] freaks who [E] are in [G] love with _ [Em] me!
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_ _ [D] _ _ _ [Am] _ [Em] _ _
_ I'm [N] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
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_ _ _ _ [E] a Teenage [D] Rock [E] got, Teenage [D] Rock [E] got all the freaks who worship [G] me!
[E] _ _
[D] Teenage Rock [E] got, Teenage [D] Rock [E] got all the freaks [E] who are in love [G] with me!
[N] _ _
I ain't going nowhere!
Uh _ _ oh, uh oh, uh oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ uh oh, they're down there. _ _ _