Chords for Rob Zombie - Well, Everybody’s Fucking in a U.F.O. (Explicit)

[C] _ _ _ _ _ The theory of relativity _ proposed by Albert Einstein in 1915
describes gravity not as a force
[G]
but as a consequence of the curvature of space-time. _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] An uneven _ _ distribution of energy _
_ resulting in a gravitational _ _ _
[C] dilation _ _ _ _ _ _
is well approximated by Sir Isaac Newton's law of universal gravity. _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] Gravity is in fact a force
[C]
and _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ a mathematical _ relationship.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ Any questions?
_ _ _ [C] Hey, bud. _
_ _ _ [Eb] Last yesterday, _ today we have a very special guest.
_ Miss [Ab] Bunny Peachbottle.
_ _ _ The only human known to have populated _
with an extraterrestrial and lived to tell [C] about it. _ _ _
_ _ I want [Ab] you fellas to give a warm _ response
_ to Miss _ [D] Bunny.
Miss Bunny Peachbottle.
Please, come on.
Thank you. _ _
[A] Thank you.
You're [Am] welcome. _ _ _
[Em] _ _ [A] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] This is so cool! _
_ Let me just say,
I really, really _ love astronauts.
[B] _ _ _ _
_ Are these guys really astronauts?
I assure you they're our finest cadets.
I think the one in the middle is playing with his thingy.
Johnson, keep it under control.
Why don't you continue [N] with your tragic story of Alien Wall? _ _
_ _ [F] _ Totally driving down this windy road,
singing along to [Ab] a song [Dm] on the [F] radio,
happy as [Ebm] can be,
when suddenly, [Dbm] out of [E] nowhere,
I'm completely out of gas.
[F] Out of gas.
_ So I hop out of the car and grab my two huge cans.
_ [Eb] So [F] she's_ Huh?
Nothing.
[Eb]
Please continue.
_ _ [F] Anyway, I'm walking down the road
with my cans swinging side to side
[D] when a [F] spaceship _ [N] swoops down and grabs me!
_ _ _ _ This is a classic alien abduction.
Yeah, yeah! _
So then I'm suddenly completely naked. _ _ _
You're completely naked.
Yeah, completely naked.
So, [A] they [C] start [D] stroking and [Am] rubbing,
_ stroking and rubbing,
[D] and stroking [Gb] up and _ [E] down_
my entire body!
_ [Gb] _
Your entire [B] body?
Yeah! _ _ _
From the tips of my toes to the tips of _ my_
tips!
Rrrr!
Ha! _ _ _
Uh, did they say anything?
_ Yes, as a matter of fact, they did.
_ _ Oh, what'd they say? _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ [G] She said,
[Eb] ¡we
get to fuck the prettiest!
We get to fuck the prettiest,
We get to fuck the prettiest,
we get to fuck the prettiest,
We [D] get to fuck the prettiest_
We get to fuck [F] the prettiest.
_ [G] _
[D] _ We get to fuck the prettiest.
We get to fuck the prettiest.
[F] We get to fuck the prettiest.
[G] We get to fuck the prettiest. Ow!
[N] This is the story of a wymo called
Don't no else overdo!
She rode up high with her face in a merry bikini
right outta the woods.
Right?
I chased each other with a screw man knife, stripping all the nails and rimshear ramblers.
The old pimp who took some vinyls.
[D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] Now some say that when I walked onto me, he was almost ten feet tall.
He's three feet of new head bows, all revealed in the rubble of the Berlin Wall.
Well, the old man faked for the day that he went a-looking for super money.
Singing, I'm gonna get my twenty bucks and [B] vacation in Germany.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N]
[D] Well, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody's fucking in the [F] UFO.
[G] Well, [D] everybody, everybody, [N] everybody, everybody's fucking in the UFO.
[D] Get up, _ _ _ _ _ get up, _ _ _ _ _ _ get up, _ _ _ _ _ get up, _ _ _ _ [N] _ get up.
_ I've been through the cools of people through filthy, blurry holes.
I've been on a roller back in a big old railroad. _
_ _ I saw a spaceship, pretty feet.
But all they had was jit on the walls and the bones of a mango tree. _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ You say when the spaceman comes to town,
I'm sure he's got a one-track mind and he likes to boogie down.
So in the end, all that came was a couple of wheels and Joseph makes a fucking _ run and shoots him.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody's fucking [F] in the UFO.
[G]
[D] Well, everybody, everybody, [E] everybody, everybody's fucking in the UFO.
[D] Get up, _ _ _ _ _ get up, _ _ _ _ _ get up, _ _ _ _ _ get up.
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ Stroking and [Am] rubbing, _ stroking and rubbing, [D] and stroking _
[Gb] up and down.
_ [E] _ My entire _ [C] body. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _