Chords for Robert Earl Keen, PHUCK IT

_ _ When all the world is [B] falling down [A] upon my weary head
[E] And all my fantasies and dreams [B] play dead or lay dead
[E] _
_ The _ _ scope says too bad Rob, [A] you're out of luck today
_ [E] I don't get upset no more, [B] this is [E] what I say
[A] Fuck it!
_ _ _ It [E] don't bother me
[A] Fuck it!
_ [E] Let's watch some more [B] TV
And order up a pizza
Or chicken [C#m] in a bucket
_ _ [E] When the guy says, I'm sorry sir we're out of original, would you like [B] extra crispy?
I just hang up the phone [E] Fuck it!
_ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] Kind of a work in progress
_ _ I've dreamed I was with Gandhi at [A] the Omni in Van Nuys
[E] We ordered up two chocolate shakes
[B] Some burgers and some fries
[E] And when the guy came to the door [A] with an empty tray
[E] Gandhi sat down on the floor
[B] And this is what [E] I heard him say
[A] Fuck it! _
_ It [E] don't bother me
[A] Fuck it! _
_ [E] Let's watch some more [B] TV
I brought this sweet corn just in case
[A] Sit down, [C#m] help me shuck it _ _
[E] Room service in such a way
[B] _ _ Fuck it!
_ _ [E] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _