Chords for Paul Overstreet, Takes a Whole Lot of Liquor

[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ [E] menopausal women _ _ _ _ see them in my [A]
dream _ I _ _ _ try to run but there's [B] always a main one
[E] coming after me. _ _ _
_ _ Her hands are like talons I _ _ can't escape their [A]
claws.
_ _ _ _ _ [B] Seems like I'm
dreaming and swimming with women in [E] _ menopause. _ _ _ _
_ I knew that song.
[B] _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm [F] just _ _
[G] _ _ [Bm] _ _ saying.
I'm just saying that I at least I [Eb] knew that that was
not [Bb] never gonna be a hit. _ _ _ _ _
_ Left it [Eb] alone left it right there.
Sounded like a hit to [G] me.
_ _ _ Hey if you think [Bb] about you got a writer mate.
Yeah I mean you gotta play with it a little bit.
So anyway but anyway so it's like Charles
Dickens you know he didn't do that so he did something _ better you know he did
something that [Gm] lasted a while so we did this.
It [C] takes a whole lot of liquor to like her.
_ That's why I drink [G] all the time.
_ Takes a whole lot of liquor to like her.
But when I'm licking her dick I [C] like her just.
_ _ _ _ She wants to tell me where to go.
[Gm] Tell me what to do.
Tell me what to eat and how loud I can shoot.
She even wants to tell me what thoughts I
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
have.
That's why I drink [G] all the time.
Takes a whole lot of liquor to like her.
[D] Now _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [Em] she's such a pretty thing.
You think she's heaven sent.
But she's a quarrel [Gm] sometimes.
She likes an argument.
She can scream [G] all day.
She can scream all night.
Just sit there [F] smiling.
[Eb] High as a kite.
[C] It takes a whole lot of liquor to like _ her.
That's why I drink all the [Gm] time.
_ Takes a whole lot of liquor to like [C] her.
But when [D] I'm licking her dick I like her [C] just.
_ _ _ _ Was drinking buddy of [Cm] mine.
He married this [B] girl.
Now he thinks she's the [G] meanest woman in the world.
I saw her pretty picture and I said [Eb] you're poking fun.
But [Bb] then the day I met her I said
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _
[Bb] almost 54.
_ [B] _ _ [Am] _ [Eb] Pour me one.
It [C] takes a whole lot of liquor to like her.
_ _ That's why I drink [Gm] all the time. _
Takes a whole [G] lot of liquor to like her.
But when I'm licking her dick I like her [C] just fine. _ _ _
_ [F] Well you may look [C] down and _ think [G] that I'm a sorry old SOB.
But [Bb] the only way [C] I'm giving her my drinking [G] buddy.
[D] If I can find a better way to get her over mine.
I'm going to get her over mine. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ In the kitchen here. _
_ _ _ [Bm] And it [C] takes a whole lot of liquor to like her.
_ That's why I drink [G] all the time.
_ Takes a whole lot of liquor to like her.
But when I'm licking her dick I like [C] her just fine.
_ _ _ _ Well I'm with a brown jug up in my left hand.
[D] You say that I'm in [Bm] love with that [B] great [D] singer.
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ It takes [C] a whole lot of liquor [G] to like her.
_ [Cm] That's why [G] I drink all the time.
Takes a whole lot of liquor to like her.
But when I'm licking [Gm] her dick I like her just [Cm] fine.
Every [Eb] time the [C] nights are sober.
Bitch you got me [G] out my mind.
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her.
[C] But when [A] I'm licking her dick I like her just [C] fine.
Well when I'm [G] sticking her dick I like her just fine.
When I'm licking up I like her _ just.
_ [Am] Fine. _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _
[B] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Dbm]
Alright, then I'll drink to that.
[B] _ _ _