Chords for Wynn Varble - "Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind"

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How y'all doing out there in Columbus, Ohio? _ _
_ _ _ I'm William Barbel and I'm tickled to death to be here.
I met a bunch of these boys down there on that Buckeye cruise for cancer down there
_ _ _ he's [F#] all good folks and [N] uh, _ _ I tried that
_ Oh8 still you know
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_ Thought I'm a Tennessee fan.
So when I got back home, I said we need us something like that
I said T and they said yes, this is he you know, it didn't have the same ring to it, you know
So I figured I'd just leave that up here and we'll just keep singing Rocky top down there
_ _ _ _ About like him and he stepped in it
_ Anyway, _ _ _ this is song
My publisher called me one day and said Kelly Pickler cut one of your songs.
It's about three four years ago.
I
Went home told my wife I said some fella named Kelly Pickler's got one of my songs here _ _ _
[F#] I've seen her on TV and she wasn't no boy.
I guarantee you that
So [G#] anyway, she had a [D#m] pretty good hit with this couple years ago.
It's called things that never [F#] crossed a man's mind. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ I
Need to go shopping.
[C#] These shoes are all wrong
Just look in my [F#m] closet not a thing to put on.
[F#] I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
_ Things that never [C#] crossed a [F#m] man's mind _ _ _ _ _
Let's turn off the TV.
[C#] Now.
Can't we just talk?
Let's lay here and cuddle [F#] till we both drift off.
We don't make love.
That'll be just fine
things that never [C#] crossed a [F#] man's mind
[C#] That joke is too dirty.
That steak is too thick.
[F#] There ain't no way in the world.
I'll ever finish you
That [C#] car is too fast this beer is too cold [F#] and watching all this football show getting old I _
[D#m] Wish I was [F#] working this weekend
_ [D#m] Not on the lake wet [B] my line _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ Things that never [C#] crossed a [F#] [F#m] man's mind _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] Look at her
Her lips are too red her [C#] skirt is too tight her legs are too long and [F#] those heels are [F#m] too high
Boy, she looks [F#] like the marion kind _
things that never [G#] crossed a [F#] man's mind
[F#m]
[C#] That joke is too dirty.
That steak is too thick.
[F#] There ain't no way in the world.
I'll ever finish you
[C#] That car is too fast this beer is too cold [F#] and watching all this football show getting old
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Wish I was [F#] working this weekend
_ [D#m] Not on the lake wet [B] my line _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ Things that never crossed a [F#m]
man's mind
[C#] I feel a little bloated think I'm fixing to start [F#] that movie was good except for the violent part
_ [C#] Brad Pitt is sexy.
Why did he change his hair?
[F#] I knew him Jenny never had a prayer _ _
[D#m] Those curtains [F#] clash with carpet _ _ [A#]
that color scheme [F#] is a crime _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Things that never [C#] crossed a [F#] man's mind
things that never [C#] crossed a
_ [F#m] man's mind _ _ _ _
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