Chords for The @$$hole Song - Wynn Varble
Tempo:
122.95 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
A
Em
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
But we're gonna write, we're
[D]
gonna
Me and Moose wrote this song a couple weeks ago and
It's Moose tonight.
[G] [D]
How many people were at our show last night?
[B]
Like nobody corrected me about my damn name.
[Ab]
[D] Get it off [E] there Moose.
I
[G]
[D]
[G]
got [D] this boss, he kicks me off at [G] least a dozen times a week.
He [D] gets his kicks, flipping my switch.
[G] I swear he got it in for me.
Last Friday night he knew I had plans.
[A] He scheduled me to work late again.
[G] Everybody's got one.
Some [D] people are one.
My daddy [G] used to say, son.
They're just like an [A] opinion.
That [D] [Bm] certain little part [A] of the anatomy.
[G] Moose, you know [Em] it Pete.
[G] Everybody's got one.
[A]
Some [D] people are one.
[G]
[D]
[G]
[D] This guy next door's got a big Labrador.
[G] Man he loves to bark.
[D] Digs up my grass, gets in my trash [G] and leaves it piles.
One day I wrote him a friendly note.
[A] He answered telling me where I could go.
[G] Everybody's got one.
Some people [D] are one.
My daddy [G] used to say, son.
They're just like an [A]
opinion.
[Bm] That certain little part of [A] the anatomy.
Some [G] are bigger if you ask.
[Em] But [G] everybody's got one.
[A] Some [D] people are one.
[G] They come in egotistical.
[Em] [B] Self-absorbed, [D] they cheat.
[G] Some are pompous.
[Em] Some are partial.
And some are just [A] complete.
[E]
[G] Everybody's got one.
Some [D] people are one.
Some people are one.
My daddy [G] used to say, son.
They're just like an [A] opinion.
[Bm] That certain little part of the [A] anatomy.
[G] [Em]
[D] [G] Everybody's got one.
[A]
[A] Some [D] people are one.
And if you don't like this song.
[A]
You [D] probably are one.
[G]
[D]
[N]
[C]
[F] [G]
[Eb] Just because they don't [G] like the song,
doesn't mean they're bad.
[D]
gonna
Me and Moose wrote this song a couple weeks ago and
It's Moose tonight.
[G] [D]
How many people were at our show last night?
[B]
Like nobody corrected me about my damn name.
[Ab]
[D] Get it off [E] there Moose.
I
[G]
[D]
[G]
got [D] this boss, he kicks me off at [G] least a dozen times a week.
He [D] gets his kicks, flipping my switch.
[G] I swear he got it in for me.
Last Friday night he knew I had plans.
[A] He scheduled me to work late again.
[G] Everybody's got one.
Some [D] people are one.
My daddy [G] used to say, son.
They're just like an [A] opinion.
That [D] [Bm] certain little part [A] of the anatomy.
[G] Moose, you know [Em] it Pete.
[G] Everybody's got one.
[A]
Some [D] people are one.
[G]
[D]
[G]
[D] This guy next door's got a big Labrador.
[G] Man he loves to bark.
[D] Digs up my grass, gets in my trash [G] and leaves it piles.
One day I wrote him a friendly note.
[A] He answered telling me where I could go.
[G] Everybody's got one.
Some people [D] are one.
My daddy [G] used to say, son.
They're just like an [A]
opinion.
[Bm] That certain little part of [A] the anatomy.
Some [G] are bigger if you ask.
[Em] But [G] everybody's got one.
[A] Some [D] people are one.
[G] They come in egotistical.
[Em] [B] Self-absorbed, [D] they cheat.
[G] Some are pompous.
[Em] Some are partial.
And some are just [A] complete.
[E]
[G] Everybody's got one.
Some [D] people are one.
Some people are one.
My daddy [G] used to say, son.
They're just like an [A] opinion.
[Bm] That certain little part of the [A] anatomy.
[G] [Em]
[D] [G] Everybody's got one.
[A]
[A] Some [D] people are one.
And if you don't like this song.
[A]
You [D] probably are one.
[G]
[D]
[N]
[C]
[F] [G]
[Eb] Just because they don't [G] like the song,
doesn't mean they're bad.
Key:
G
D
A
Em
Bm
G
D
A
But we're gonna write, we're _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ gonna_
Me and Moose wrote this song a couple weeks ago and_
It's Moose tonight.
_ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ _ How many people were at our show last night?
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
Like nobody corrected me about my damn name.
[Ab] _
_ _ [D] _ _ Get it off [E] there Moose.
I _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ got [D] this boss, he kicks me off at [G] least a dozen times a week.
_ _ He [D] gets his kicks, flipping my switch.
[G] I swear he got it in for me.
_ _ Last Friday night he knew I had plans.
[A] He scheduled me to work late again. _
_ _ _ [G] Everybody's got one. _
_ Some [D] people are one. _
_ My daddy [G] used to say, son. _
_ They're just like an [A] opinion.
That _ _ [D] _ [Bm] certain little part [A] of the anatomy.
[G] Moose, you know [Em] it Pete.
_ [G] Everybody's got one.
_ [A] _
Some [D] people are one. _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] This guy next door's got a big Labrador.
_ [G] Man he loves to bark. _
_ _ [D] Digs up my grass, gets in my trash [G] and leaves it piles. _ _
_ One day I wrote him a friendly note.
[A] He answered telling me where I could go.
_ _ _ _ [G] Everybody's got one.
_ _ _ Some people [D] are one.
_ _ My daddy [G] used to say, son.
_ _ They're just like an [A]
opinion.
_ _ _ _ [Bm] That certain little part of [A] the anatomy.
Some [G] are bigger if you ask.
[Em] _ But [G] everybody's got one.
_ [A] _ Some [D] people are one.
_ _ _ [G] They come in egotistical.
_ [Em] _ _ _ [B] _ Self-absorbed, [D] they cheat.
_ _ [G] Some are pompous.
[Em] Some are partial.
And some are just [A] complete.
_ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ [G] Everybody's got one. _
_ Some [D] people are one.
Some people are one. _
My daddy [G] used to say, son. _
They're just like an [A] opinion. _ _
_ _ [Bm] That certain little part of the [A] anatomy.
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ [D] [G] Everybody's got one.
_ [A] _
[A] Some [D] people are one. _ _
And if you don't like this song.
_ [A] _
You [D] probably are one. _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] Just because they don't [G] like the song,
doesn't mean they're bad. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ gonna_
Me and Moose wrote this song a couple weeks ago and_
It's Moose tonight.
_ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ _ How many people were at our show last night?
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
Like nobody corrected me about my damn name.
[Ab] _
_ _ [D] _ _ Get it off [E] there Moose.
I _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ got [D] this boss, he kicks me off at [G] least a dozen times a week.
_ _ He [D] gets his kicks, flipping my switch.
[G] I swear he got it in for me.
_ _ Last Friday night he knew I had plans.
[A] He scheduled me to work late again. _
_ _ _ [G] Everybody's got one. _
_ Some [D] people are one. _
_ My daddy [G] used to say, son. _
_ They're just like an [A] opinion.
That _ _ [D] _ [Bm] certain little part [A] of the anatomy.
[G] Moose, you know [Em] it Pete.
_ [G] Everybody's got one.
_ [A] _
Some [D] people are one. _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] This guy next door's got a big Labrador.
_ [G] Man he loves to bark. _
_ _ [D] Digs up my grass, gets in my trash [G] and leaves it piles. _ _
_ One day I wrote him a friendly note.
[A] He answered telling me where I could go.
_ _ _ _ [G] Everybody's got one.
_ _ _ Some people [D] are one.
_ _ My daddy [G] used to say, son.
_ _ They're just like an [A]
opinion.
_ _ _ _ [Bm] That certain little part of [A] the anatomy.
Some [G] are bigger if you ask.
[Em] _ But [G] everybody's got one.
_ [A] _ Some [D] people are one.
_ _ _ [G] They come in egotistical.
_ [Em] _ _ _ [B] _ Self-absorbed, [D] they cheat.
_ _ [G] Some are pompous.
[Em] Some are partial.
And some are just [A] complete.
_ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ [G] Everybody's got one. _
_ Some [D] people are one.
Some people are one. _
My daddy [G] used to say, son. _
They're just like an [A] opinion. _ _
_ _ [Bm] That certain little part of the [A] anatomy.
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ [D] [G] Everybody's got one.
_ [A] _
[A] Some [D] people are one. _ _
And if you don't like this song.
_ [A] _
You [D] probably are one. _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] Just because they don't [G] like the song,
doesn't mean they're bad. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _