Chords for Wynn Varble - "Bird Dog Bra"

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_ [Ab] _ Drink more beer this way. _ _
_ That's right.
That's right.
Alright, they gonna keep on.
I'm gonna play this stupid song.
_ I wrote this song in a deer stand about two years ago.
Apparently there wasn't no deer coming by.
I had time to write a song. _ _ _
_ _ _ And it ain't about deer hunting.
It's about bird hunting.
Kinda.
_ _ [G] _ But it's called the Bird Dog [Ab] Brawl.
And uh, Bucket of Coors Light.
[G] _
I'll just do a little bit of it so y'all can kinda get the idea.
Oh good gracious.
_ [A] How many margaritas have you had?
Three?
Four?
You ain't never had four. _
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[G] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] Alright, let me see if I can remember this song here. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Em] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[A] I met her down [D] at Diamond Jim's and I noticed soon as she walked in, her [C] bust was busting
[A] right out [D] of her top.
_ _ _ This friend of mine caught me looking.
He said if I were you I wouldn't.
[C] A man could get a knife cut out [A] if that thing [D] was to pop.
_ _ Cause [G] that's the Bird Dog Brawl.
I knew it when I met her.
Bird Dog Brawl.
Had to [D] pull herself together.
What's a Bird Dog Brawl?
Well [C] it's really kinda clever.
[G] You see a Bird Dog Brawl makes pointers out of setters.
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
I forgot the words.
_ _ [A] I said man you just joshing me.
They look as firm as firm can be.
[C] He said that's just [A] what they want you [D] to think. _ _
_ _ It's the oldest [G] trick in the female book.
[D] They strap a man [G] and push him [C] up.
Then satiate through some dim lit bar.
[A] Where fellas [D] go to drink. _
_ _ That's a [G] Bird Dog Brawl.
I knew it when I met her.
Bird Dog Brawl.
Had to [D] pull herself together.
[G] What's a Bird Dog [C] Brawl?
Well it's really kinda clever.
_ [G] See a Bird Dog [D] Brawl makes pointers out of [G] setters.
_ [D] I [A] bought her a glass of wine or two.
Must have put her in a mood.
Cause soon she took me right back to her [D] place.
_ _ [A] Now I'm not one to kiss and tell.
But when that undergarment fell.
I'm sure that she could see the disappointment.
On [D] my face.
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_ It [G] was a Bird Dog Brawl.
Should have known it when I met her.
Bird Dog Brawl.
[D] Had to pull myself together.
What's a Bird Dog [C] Brawl?
Well it's really kinda clever.
_ [G] You see a Bird Dog Brawl makes pointers out of setters.
_ _ Yeah a Bird [D] Dog Brawl makes pointers out of setters.
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_ [G] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ That's bad right there. _ _
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