Chords for Billy T James - Funniest Country Song Ever!! (ultra-rare 1984 footage)
Tempo:
124.8 bpm
Chords used:
E
B
A
F#
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G#m] [E]
I don't give a fuck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off [A] to the rodeo.
[B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
Get [E] me out.
[F#] Fucking jerk.
[B] Get on the nerve.
[E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to [A] the rodeo.
[B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
Get [E] me out.
[F#] Fucking jerk.
Get [B] on the nerve.
[E]
[Em]
[E]
Well, 40 below and I ain't got a truck and I don't give a fuck cause I'm off to the [A] rodeo.
[B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
[E] Get me out.
[F#] Fucking jerk.
[B] Get on the nerve.
[E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to [A] the rodeo.
[B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
[E] Get me out.
[F#] Fucking jerk.
[B] Get on the nerve.
[E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the [A] rodeo.
[B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
Get [E] me out.
[F#] Fucking jerk.
[B] Get on the nerve.
[Em]
I don't give a fuck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off [A] to the rodeo.
[B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
Get [E] me out.
[F#] Fucking jerk.
[B] Get on the nerve.
[E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to [A] the rodeo.
[B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
Get [E] me out.
[F#] Fucking jerk.
Get [B] on the nerve.
[E]
[Em]
[E]
Well, 40 below and I ain't got a truck and I don't give a fuck cause I'm off to the [A] rodeo.
[B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
[E] Get me out.
[F#] Fucking jerk.
[B] Get on the nerve.
[E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to [A] the rodeo.
[B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
[E] Get me out.
[F#] Fucking jerk.
[B] Get on the nerve.
[E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the [A] rodeo.
[B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
Get [E] me out.
[F#] Fucking jerk.
[B] Get on the nerve.
[Em]
Key:
E
B
A
F#
Em
E
B
A
[G#m] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I don't give a fuck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off [A] to the rodeo.
_ _ _ _ _ [B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
_ Get [E] me out. _
[F#] Fucking jerk.
_ [B] Get on the nerve. _
_ _ _ _ [E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to [A] the rodeo. _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
Get [E] me out. _
[F#] Fucking jerk.
Get [B] on the nerve. _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Well, 40 below and I ain't got a truck and I don't give a fuck cause I'm off to the [A] rodeo. _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
_ [E] Get me out. _
[F#] Fucking jerk.
_ [B] Get on the nerve. _
_ _ _ _ [E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to [A] the rodeo. _
_ _ _ _ [B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
_ [E] Get me out. _
[F#] Fucking jerk.
_ [B] Get on the nerve.
_ _ _ _ [E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the [A] rodeo. _
_ _ _ _ [B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
_ Get [E] me out. _
[F#] Fucking jerk.
_ [B] Get on the nerve. _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I don't give a fuck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off [A] to the rodeo.
_ _ _ _ _ [B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
_ Get [E] me out. _
[F#] Fucking jerk.
_ [B] Get on the nerve. _
_ _ _ _ [E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to [A] the rodeo. _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
Get [E] me out. _
[F#] Fucking jerk.
Get [B] on the nerve. _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Well, 40 below and I ain't got a truck and I don't give a fuck cause I'm off to the [A] rodeo. _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
_ [E] Get me out. _
[F#] Fucking jerk.
_ [B] Get on the nerve. _
_ _ _ _ [E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to [A] the rodeo. _
_ _ _ _ [B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
_ [E] Get me out. _
[F#] Fucking jerk.
_ [B] Get on the nerve.
_ _ _ _ [E] Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the [A] rodeo. _
_ _ _ _ [B] It's Alimenta left and Alimenta right, come on you fucking dummy, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you goddamn goose, you know.
_ Get [E] me out. _
[F#] Fucking jerk.
_ [B] Get on the nerve. _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _