Chords for Wynn Varble - "Smartass"

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_ _ _ _ _ _ Alright, let me think who I can do this song.
I was gonna do this song for Mitch _ _ _
But he's been collecting money all night, and I hate to do it, but I guess I'll do it _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [D] _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ [Am] Before you say I [Dm] should have known [A] better
_ [C] _ [Am] Before you tell me [D] I told [G] you so
[C] _ Before [Am] you swear [Dm] you saw it [A] all coming
_ [Dm] There's one thing [G] you need to know _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ Nobody [Ebm] likes [Dm] a smartass
_ [C] _ _ [Em] Nobody [D]
likes to know [G] it all
[C] _ It may be a [A] little difficult for you to [D] grasp _
[F] _ _ [C] _ But nobody likes a _ [Em] smartass
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [D] _
_ [C] I [Am] know you're dying to [Dm] give your expert [G] opinion
_ [C] _ It's killing [Am] you to keep your cake [G] hole shut
[C] _ And no [Am] doubt you're [Dm] full of infinite [D] wisdom
[Dm] _ All but you [G] know what?
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Nobody [Dm] likes a smartass
_ _ [C] _
[Em] Nobody [D] likes to know [G] it all
[C] _ It may [Bm] be a [A] little difficult for you [D] to grasp
[Am] _ _ _ [C] But nobody likes a smartass
_ [Dm] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [Em] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [F] Well, I consider [C] you a [F] friend of mine
[Dm] But [E] friend or [F] foe, I think [A] you'll find _ _
_ [C] _ Nobody likes [Dm] a _
[G] smartass
[C] _ _ [Em] Nobody [A] likes to know [G] it all
[C] _ It [Bm] may be a [A] little difficult for Mitch to grasp _ _
_ [Am] But nobody likes [C] a _ smartass.
I just [Dm] met him today
_ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ [Em] _ _ [A] And my friend, [G] you are [C] a smartass
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [A] I mean, let a guy [C] up every once in a while, you know?
[Ebm] Good gracious
[D] _ [A] _
You [C] know, sometimes you're such a [Ebm] smartass
[Dm] _
[G] That you're a [C] dumbass
_ _ [Ebm] _
[Dm] And nobody likes [G] a dumbass neither
[C] _ _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I didn't want to do that song, my wife kind of forced me into it _ _
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