Chords for Eric Church 'Leave My Willie Alone'

Yeah!
Woo!
[C] You know.
[Gm] Ha ha!
Ha ha!
You ever do any of this?
Ha ha!
[G] _ Do [C] you ever do any of these?
Mm-hmm.
[D] Ha ha!
_ _ _ [C] _ [Gb] Ha ha!
And he [E] said, didn't I?
Yeah.
_ Ha ha!
[C] Ha ha!
Ha ha! Ha ha!
[F] Ha ha! [Db] Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna play something here that, um, may or may not be [Eb] on the next record,
I ain't sure yet, but, um, [Gbm] it's a true story, and it's probably [Eb] been, what?
What?
[C] Ha ha!
Ha ha!
I'm sure your stance has been drinking and weaving. _ _ _
_ [Abm] Well, it's smoking and bobbing and weaving, ain't it?
Ha [Gb] ha!
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [G] Anyway, um, [N] I, uh, probably been, uh, [D] said it a hundred different ways, but this is a song that I can,
honest [E] to God, say the truth.
I had a girl in college, and, [N] uh, I believe it was her name, ain't it?
Her name was?
Ha ha! No!
Ha ha!
No!
Ha ha!
I'm definitely seeing a pattern now.
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!
[G] It's true.
And, uh, this particular girl, and [C] I'm from North Carolina, and, uh, brighter than [F] any of us,
_ and, uh, where I'm from, we call this particular [N] girl, uh, a rousing witch.
Ha ha!
See, uh, when she left me, it's a true story, she left me, she took, she went through my record college,
she pulled out [Gb] five [F] records in the entire [B] college, and I was, you know, about a month [Eb] later,
and some buddies of hers, I believe it was three records, three of [Db] them, were Willie Nelson records,
and I was just like, oh, snap.
Ha ha! _
_ She never answered [D] her phone when we called for some reason, and then it led to a whole thing about me getting arrested for stalking her.
Ha ha! _
_ _ _ _ _ Allegedly, now, [F] what that was all about, you [G] know, was some [C] cop somewhere, you [Bb] know, [Abm] allegedly,
knocking [C] a window out, and at 2 a.m., I'm gonna stalk [E] you.
Ha ha!
And we went and done [A] that. _
[C] It was just _ crazy cops. _
Ha ha!
_ _ _ [A] _ [F] _ _ [D] _
I wrote this song [F] about it, I decided, you know [G] what, and he's done this too, I've [B] heard this song.
I have not.
He [G] has, he's done, [C] you, you, you have something happen to you, and you decide, you know what, [N] this is a great song,
I'm gonna make money off this.
Ha ha!
_ [E] I'm not even sure I can play all these songs, so if I get [Eb] halfway through it, and I just bail,
you guys [Gb] just cheer real loud, and then I'll throw [C] something at [G] you. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Ha ha! Cheer on.
_ I got a nice size collection, [C] I'll admit it.
_ _ _ Ow!
[G] In the night I showed it to her, and all [C] I did was make [D] her late.
Ha ha!
_ _ [G] One shot of whiskey river, and she was gone, [C] gone, gone.
[Cm] _ She [G] wouldn't leave _ my [Bb] whiskey [G] river. Ha ha! _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] She'd be ready for my teary [Eb] look girl, _ _
[C] all my skinnard and myrtle, _ the beetles and the rolling [D] stones.
[Bb] She'd try to lock down the hooker on the man [Eb] in black, she wouldn't [C] have him in his lap.
_ _ She _ kept coming [D] _
_ back, _ _ [N] until the only [C] thing [Ab] that turned her [Cm]
wrong,
_ _ _ she wouldn't _
[C] _ _ leave [Gm] my whiskey _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] river.
Well the [G] _
honeymoon showed and [C] we're all fast.
Ha ha!
_ _ We went from hugging [D] and kissing to fighting like [G] dogs [D] and cats. _
_ _ _ It [G] bad got [Eb] worse when she went to [G] cleaning out my [C] home sweet home.
She [G] wouldn't _ leave _ my home [D] sweet home. _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] I tried to give her everything from my teary [Eb] old girl, _ [C] all my skinnard and myrtle, _ the beetles and the rolling [D] _ stones.
[Bb] She'd try to lock down the hooker on the man [Eb] in black, she wouldn't have him in [C] his lap.
_ She kept coming [Bb] _
[D] back, _ _ _ until the only _ thing that turned her [C] wrong,
_ _ _ _ she [G] wouldn't _
[C] _ _ leave my whiskey river.
[Gm] _
_ _ _ _ [G] Well I'm afraid to spend this way my whole [D] life long,
[G] _ _ _ they just won't _
[Gm] leave _ my whiskey _ _ river.
_ _ [Gb] _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
Hey Eric, _ _ I was just going to tell you that [Ab] Cody has the same problem, they won't leave his willy alone.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _