Chords for Rodney Carrington - Dozen Roses

[N] _ _ _ _ I got a 12 inch dick and a [E] dozen roses _ _ and a pickup [B] _ _
truck.
Hubba hubba [E] hubba hey. _ _
That's [Em] all I wrote of that one.
That's all I figured I [E] needed. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Alright [A] listen, here's what we're [Bb] gonna do.
We're gonna sing this song together.
I know you [Bbm] girls are going, I'm not singing I got a 12 inch dick, a dozen roses, a pickup truck.
[E] Hubba hubba hubba hubba. _ _
[Gb] Yes you are.
[G] _ _ [C] We're gonna pretend your boyfriend or your [Bb] husband's got all [Ab] three of those.
You [Bb] consider it yours, okay?
[C] Everybody in the [F] whole building, loud and [E] proud.
Here we go.
I got a [B] 12 [E] inch dick [A] and a dozen [E] [B] roses _ [E] _ [B] and a pickup truck.
_ _ Hubba [E] hubba hubba hey.
Now you gotta, [Bbm] that's important.
You gotta get that.
Hubba [E] hubba hubba hey.
Let me hear ya.
_ Hubba hubba hubba hey.
Horseshit.
_ _ Hubba hubba hubba hey.
Horseshit.
Do it again.
_ _ _ There you go.
Fuck, god damn.
People act like I'm asking you to do fucking pushups for [Em] God's sake.
_ _ _ Is [Bb] there a gas leak in this fucking place?
What's [G] wrong with you people?
_ _ Alright, boys close [A] your eyes, don't say a word.
[G] Daddy's gonna buy you a little [C] mockingbird, okay?
Girls, you're gonna do this all by you [D] little lonesome.
You are.
[Bb] And you're gonna sing it [F] purty.
Purty, like [Gb] Rodney likes it.
Like [E] this.
I got a 12 [A] inch dick and a [E] dozen roses.
[G] Purty, [Em] not like I got [E] a 12 _ inch dick.
[D] I [G] don't want you singing like some [Ab] drunk hillbilly in the shower [Bb] washing her pooty [D] poo somewhere. _ _ _
[B] I want you singing like a church choir [Bb] that's been together [C] for a long damn time.
[Bb] _ _ Boys, listen to this.
You'll [Gb] love [F] it.
Girls, [Bb] you ain't got no nuts underneath [Gb] that skirt.
[E] Get your ass to singing.
_ _ [Em] I got [E] a 12 _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [B] and a pickup truck.
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ That's half ass. _
_ _ [Dbm] Girls, you sound like you're at [D] some camp somewhere or something.
_ [Bb] How would you like to walk up on that camp site, boys? _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ Alright, girls.
_ [A] Got some roses in the truck.
[F] _
_ [G] I don't have that other thing you're looking for, but I know a fella.
[E] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ Alright, boys, [E] your turn.
I got a 12 [A] inch dick and a dozen _ [E] _ _ roses.
And a pickup [B] truck. _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] Fuck, you sound like you've been on a naval ship for 12 months.
[Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] I see the pussy [C] captain.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ You know what?
[Gb] You're going to sing that song on the way home.
_ It's easy to [G] remember when you're drunk. _
I'll tell you something else.
[A] The girls will start singing it first.
_ _ [F] They'll throw one other word in there that we didn't intend on.
[E] _ I wish I had a 12 [A] inch dick and a [E] dozen roses. _
And a pickup [B] truck.
_ _ La la la [E] la. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ I sang that song [D] to my mama.
She said, I can do without the [E] roses and the truck.
[Bb] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ God damn,