Chords for Rodney Carrington Today's The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend
Tempo:
87.75 bpm
Chords used:
E
A
B
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Well I got home and the door was locked, then I tried to ring the bell.
go to hell.
the balls and then I cried.
again and I thought I died.
with her curling iron.
kicked me in the crotch again.
that day my wife met my [E] girlfriend.
Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care, things weren't what they seemed.
go to hell.
the balls and then I cried.
again and I thought I died.
with her curling iron.
kicked me in the crotch again.
that day my wife met my [E] girlfriend.
Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care, things weren't what they seemed.
100% ➙ 88BPM
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A
B
Bb
E
A
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Bb
_ Well I got home and the door was locked, then I tried to ring the bell.
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote, telling me to go to hell.
I [A] crawled in the window, I got inside, she [E] kicked me in the balls and then I cried.
[B] Called me a name, said I lied, [E] kicked me again and I thought I died.
[A] Took my clothes, set them on fire [E] and hit me with her curling iron.
[A] I tried to block it with my watch, [B] then she kicked me in the crotch again.
_ Yeah, the [A] days that day my wife met my [E] girlfriend. _ _ _ _
_ _ Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care, things weren't what they seemed.
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water and my nads would soon be stained.
[A] I tried to run, screamed for [E] help, she hit me in the nuts with the rhinestone belt.
[B] It was like nothing that I ever felt, [E] I thank God I wasn't wearing a tilt.
[A] She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed, [E] she swung it once and then she missed my head.
[B] She ran back, swung it again, [A] then she hit [E] me in the twins [B] again.
_ Yeah, [E] the days that day my wife met my girlfriend.
_ Yeah, today's an awful [B] day, [A] hey my boys won't [B] be the same.
[A] Yeah, the days that day my wife met [E] my girlfriend. _ _ _ _
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote, telling me to go to hell.
I [A] crawled in the window, I got inside, she [E] kicked me in the balls and then I cried.
[B] Called me a name, said I lied, [E] kicked me again and I thought I died.
[A] Took my clothes, set them on fire [E] and hit me with her curling iron.
[A] I tried to block it with my watch, [B] then she kicked me in the crotch again.
_ Yeah, the [A] days that day my wife met my [E] girlfriend. _ _ _ _
_ _ Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care, things weren't what they seemed.
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water and my nads would soon be stained.
[A] I tried to run, screamed for [E] help, she hit me in the nuts with the rhinestone belt.
[B] It was like nothing that I ever felt, [E] I thank God I wasn't wearing a tilt.
[A] She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed, [E] she swung it once and then she missed my head.
[B] She ran back, swung it again, [A] then she hit [E] me in the twins [B] again.
_ Yeah, [E] the days that day my wife met my girlfriend.
_ Yeah, today's an awful [B] day, [A] hey my boys won't [B] be the same.
[A] Yeah, the days that day my wife met [E] my girlfriend. _ _ _ _
