Chords for Scuzz Twittly - Deep Red River

[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
_ She's riding the cotton pony, she's floating on the crimson tide.
You better get out while you can, [Dm] there ain't no place to hide.
[G] Cousin Red's inside her head, her noodle sticks [C] have fried.
[G] _ [D] Deep red river running [G] wild.
_ There's a deep [Em] red river [C] flowing between [D] her thighs.
[G] Deep [Em] red river [C] and you got to [D] realize, [Em] her mind's a [C] little hazy.
[G] That's why she's [Dm] acting crazy.
[G] There's a deep [C] red river [G] running wild.
[D] _ _
_ [G] Aunt Flo's here for dinner, so you better be polite.
She's sick with scarlet fever, [D] her brain ain't working right.
[G] We're having clams with red sauce, dear God, don't you [C] start a fight.
[G] _ [D] Deep red river running [G] wild.
_ _ Deep [Em] red river, [C] be quiet [D] as a mouse.
[G] Deep [Em] red river, [C] it's a monthly [D] slaughterhouse.
[Em] She ain't [C] thinking clearly, so [G] just try to love [D] her dearly.
[G] There's a deep [C] red river [G] running wild, [D] running wild.
_ [G] Don't make the same mistake, my boy, or she might bitch and bag.
Don't ever, never say to her, [D] you must be on the right.
[G] She might sneak in while you're sleeping, and snip off your [C] hair and bag.
[G] _ [D] Deep red river [G] running wild.
_ _ Deep [Em] red river [C] running [D] through her ditch.
[G] Deep [Em] red river, [C] that's why she's a [D] crazy bitch.
[Em] She's angry [C] and she's bloody.
[G] Go hang out [D] with your buddy, [G] while the deep [C] red river's [G] running wild, [D] running wild.
[G] Deep [Em] red river, [C] it's shark week in [D] tuna town.
[G] Deep [Em] red river, [C] and the plain is [D] raining down.
[Em] Her mind's a [C] little mucked up, [G] so you better [D] shut the fuck [G] up.
While the deep [C] red river's [G] running wild.
_ While the deep [C] red river's [G] running wild. _ _ _ _