Security Joan Chords by Donald Fagen

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_ [Dm] _ _ _ [Bb] Well, I guess I needed a miracle [Eb] if [Bb] I was gonna make my flight.
[Eb] _ [Bb] I had to get the gate to C [G]-13 and [Bb] it was still way outside.
_ _ [G] _ [Gb] _ [Db] Something in my carry [C]-on bag [Gb] took off the [C] x-ray [Db] machine.
It's [Bb] been an angel's prayer from heaven.
[Eb] I seen it [Bb] slip behind that screen.
_ [E] When I felt the worms [C] creep [E] over me, [Eb] you know I never felt so free.
Girl, you [Db] won't [Bb] find my [G] name on your list.
_ Honey, [D] you know I ain't no [Bb] terrorist.
[C] _ [Cm] I've got to sneak my shoes and [D] my cell phone.
You [Gm] know I [D] love [Em] the [F] buzz of this journey [Gm] so.
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[Bbm] _ [Bb] hung back at _ [Db] Starbucks.
[D] Felt just around boarding [Eb] time.
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[Bb] Then I rolled on back to the jet [Eb] harbor.
And there's [Bb] one thing on [Gm] my [D] mind.
She [Gb] flashed that crooked smile [Fm] and said,
[Gb] I believe you'll miss your [Bbm] flight. _
Said, this thing on [Bb] mine, I changed [Eb] the plan.
[Bb] I'll be staying for one more [Bbm] night. _
[Eb] [C] I could tell from the way [Am] she looked [C] at me
[Eb] that everything was gonna be alright. _
Girl, you [Bb] won't find [Fm] my [G] name on your [E] list.
Honey, [F] you know I ain't no [Gm] terrorist.
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[Eb] I've got to sneak my shoes and [D] my cell phone.
You [Eb] know I [Gbm] love [Em] the [F] buzz of this journey [Gm] so.
[Bbm] _ [Bb] _ [Bbm] Oh, [Db] don't touch me [Cm] now.
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_ _ _ you [Bb] won't find my name on [G] your list.
_ [Gm] Honey, you know I [D] _
ain't [Bb] no terrorist.
I've got [C] to [Eb] sneak my shoes and my [D] cell phone.
You [Gm] know I [D] love the [Em] buzz [F] of this journey [Bb] so.
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_ Hey [Db] [Cm] now.
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_ [Bbm] _ [Bb] No, [G] _ _ [E] I [G] ain't no _ _ [Gm] terrorist.
I've got to [C] sneak _ [Eb] my shoes and [D] my cell phone.
You [Gm] know I [D] love [G] the [F] buzz of this journey [Gm] so.
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