Chords for Shawn Camp, Ugly Older Sister

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_ _ _ You're gonna wanna settle down, I'm gonna [D] treat you right.
_ _ I'm gonna take it [Am] easy on you, darling.
[F#] _ I'll [B] throw my back out rockin' [D] that nut.
_ [A] I'll grab your neck, and I'll strip off your skin.
_ [F] [Em] Just [A] try hard to keep up with [Dm] your pace.
[D] Hey baby, ain't you [B] got enough to eat?
[F] _ [F#] _ [B] Hey, wouldn't [E] mind if I sent you down [F#m] my way.
You're [D] pretty walkin', you're a little [A] tall, I suppose.
[D] No, I mean, the horn's off [A] of your tail.
_ [D] It ain't much like [Bm] this, but otherwise [Am] it ain't with you.
[F#] _ [B] Hey, I'm tryin' to shoot a [G#] homin' old man.
Hey [A] baby, ain't you got enough to hold a sister?
_ _ One that [D] ain't as pretty as you are.
_ Get a little older, weight, [A] and [E] tired, [F#] and you can stay.
[B] Cause I know I'm breakin' [E] everybody's heart.
_ [A] Hey, I'm soakin' you a homie, mister.
_ It's plain to see I ain't the [D] man for you.
_ Not that I ain't treated up [D#] with the [A] old sister.
[F#] _ [B] But it doesn't [G] matter, cause I'm a man [A] of the food. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [F#] _ [C#] _ _ [G] I'm _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ the [A] old sister.
_ It doesn't matter [D] if you're a rock.
_ _ I'm gonna [D#m] take it easy [F#m] on you, man.
[B] I'm gonna stay out all day, I'm gonna give [E] you everything. _
_ [A] Every night that you're gone, I'm gonna miss you.
[F#m] _ [A] Tryin' hard to keep my [D] hood going. _
_ Hey baby, [F#m] ain't you got enough to hold a [G] sister?
[F#m] _ _ [B] Open [E] doors, [A] and run away.
[D] Ain't no need to [D#] go to the [Em] door.
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[F#] _ [B] Ain't no [E] need to [A] go to the [D] door.
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