She Only Bitches When She Breathes Chords by Freddy.B

[C] _ _ She said if we got married
[G] By house and some land
[Am] Pick out our circles of trust
[F] those matching wedding bands
[C] Life would be so sweet
[G] And I'd treat you all so nice
We'll [Dm] be rolling in [C] the hay
_ [F] Almost [G] every night _ _
_ Now one year later, honey, I need you to mow the grass take out the trash put the dishes in the dishwasher and for heaven's sake
Put the toilet seat down.
She [F] only bitches when she breathe
[G] _ [F] Rolling in the hay upsets her [C] allergy
_ _ Won't wear no sexy [G] lingerie since she ate that [F] wedding cake.
Only thing she blows is my money [C] and dream
_ Yeah, this circle [Bb] of trust is like a band [F] of thieves
She stole my heart and my self [Am]-esteem
_ [G] _ [F]
I'll have to sum it up [Dm] this way.
She [C] could turn a straight [F] man gay.
She [G] only bitches when [C] she _ breathes _
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_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [G] _ [F] _
_ _ [E] _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [C] _
_ _ She was always smiling _
[G] Shy in many ways
[Am] She always kept me hanging _ [F] on every word.
She'd say
[C] She was sweeter than honey _ [G] and every man's dream
_ [Dm] She said let's [C] tie the knot
[F] We'll make the perfect [G] team _ _
Now one year later [Eb] I work all day just like you do why don't you wash your [G] own clothes and buy some new underwear because
These won't come clean and by the way not tonight.
I have a headache
She only [F] bitches when she free _
[G] _ [F] _ Rolling in the hands that's her [C] allergy _
_ Won't wear no sexy [G] lingerie since she ate that [F] wedding cake only thing she throws is my [C] money and dream _ Yeah
She [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ stole my heart and then [Am] myself a Steve _
[G] _ [Cm] I'll [F] have to start it [Dm] up this way.
She [C] could turn a straight [F] man gay.
She [G] only bitches [C] when she free _
Yes, she only bitches [F] when she breathe
_ _ Rolling in the hands that's her [C] allergy _
_ Won't wear no sexy [G] lingerie since she ate that [F] wedding cake only thing she throws is my money and [C] dream _
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_ I
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[G] _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [C] _
_ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ Have to
_ [Dm] _ _ [C] _
_ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ Breathe why don't you cook for me anymore? _
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