Chords for She's Got The Biggest Parakeets In Town

[C] _ _ [Bb] Some folks I know [D] keep looking [C] for rare old coins and stamps
[N] _ While others see what's cooking with antique books and lamps
_ Some hobbies are like slavery, there's one too tough for words _
This gal has got an aviary, _ _ you should see her birds
_ _ She's [C] got shanty queers and dicky birds
[D] Intelligent and tricky birds [G] that make the boys hang [C] around _ _
[F] Her crow is [Fm] black and shiny, [C] her hummingbirds [A] are tiny
But [D] she's got the biggest parakeets [G] in town _
[C] She's got cockatoos and [D] bobblewinks and royal blue and dusty pinks
You should see them hanging [E] upside down _
[F] Oh, it's thrilling [Fm] to behold her [C] when she wings them [A] past her shoulders
[D] Cause she's got the [G] biggest [C] parakeets in town
[G] _
_ [C] And every night [D] when she gets into bed, [G] she puts each one [C] on pillow _
[F] Oh, they sound like bees [C] when they [A] start to sing
[D] Tweet willow, tweet willow, [G] tweet willow _
[C] After holding them and petting them, [D] she gets a thrill
In letting them go swinging from the ceiling [E] to the ground _
[F] Ask anyone [Fm] who's seen them, [C] it's hard to choose [A] between them
Cause [D] she's got the [G] biggest [C] parakeets in town
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_ [C] Imagine her in love one day and [D] she tells her fiance
Okay, [G] on the day the wedding rolls [C] around _
Now [F] he loves the ground, she [Fm] stands and he [C] can't wait
To get [A] his hands on [D] the biggest _ parakeets [G] in town _ _
[C] Well, picture on her wedding night [D] when the hubby deer turns off the light
And wakes in the morning [E] with a frown _ _
_ _ [N] _ As he goes to caress her, he sees them on the dresser
[D] The biggest _ [G] parakeets in [C] town
[A] She's really got a boy
[D] The biggest [G] _ [C] parakeets in town _
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