Chords for sheep shaggers

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I was going to watch the Rangers one day, they were playing Aberdeen, the game was away.
I left very early that Saturday morning and I hoped that the Gers would fuck the Dons.
I had just [C] arrived in [D] Aberdeen when I glanced over to a [G] field so green.
The field was full of [C] lambs and lots of [D] sheep and Aberdeen [G] supporters with waders on their feet.
I parked my [C] car wondering what's going [D] on, what were they doing, the [G] supporters of the Dons?
What happened [C] next?
I could not really read my [D] eyes, some of them had [G] sheep and they undid their flies.
Round and [C] round and up and [D] down, Dons fans [G] rolling all over the ground.
In the mud [Am] and shit and [D] grass, showing off their [G] big bear Aberdeen arse.
I said to [C] myself, those poor wee [D] lambs, having to put up with these [G] Aberdeen fans,
it really is an [C] outrage, a fucking disgrace.
[D] But some of the [G] sheep had a smile on their face, I thought, oh my [C] God, have they no [D] shame,
on their way to their [G] team's home game.
Looking at the [C] time, they better be [D] quick, then more of them pulled [G] out their little fucking dicks.
Round and [C] round and up and [D] down, Dons fans [G] rolling all over the ground.
In the mud [Am] and shit and [D] grass, showing off their [G] big bear Aberdeen arse.
I drove off in my [C] car, could tell the [D] police, they asked me to go with them and [G] show them the place.
So I went [C] back and showed them where to [D] go, then they pulled [G] up to the side of the road.
The cops were in the [C] field but nobody [D] ran, the sergeant went up to an [G] Aberdeen fan.
What do you think you're [C] doing, you silly wee [D] bam, who gave you [G] permission to fuck my lamb?
Round and [C] round and up and [D] down, Dons fans [G] rolling all over the ground.
In the mud [Am] and shit and [D] grass, showing off their [G] big bear Aberdeen arse.
When I heard [C] this, I was Joe the Top, [D] I could not get away [G] quick enough.
Obviously the [C] police was a fan of [D] Aberdeen, prefer fucking [G] sheep to a football game.
I'm home [C] now but I wish I'd never [D] seen the sheep getting fucked by those [G] men in Aberdeen.
At least Rangers won, [C] it wasn't a [D] disaster, an Aberdeen [G] Panzer.
You have to sheep shagging _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ bastards, _
[C] sheep shagging bastards.
[G] You have to sheep shagging bastards, _ sheep shagging bastards.
[Am] _ _ _ [G] _ _
Round and [C] round and up and [D] down, Dons fans [G] rolling all over the [Em] ground.
In the mud [Am] and shit and [D] grass, showing off their [G] big bear Aberdeen arse.
Round and [C] round and up and [D] down, Dons fans [G] rolling all over the [Em] ground.
In the mud [Am] and shit and [D] grass, showing off their big [G] bear Aberdeen [C] arse.
_ _ [G] You have to sheep shagging bastards, _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
sheep shagging bastards.
[Am] You have to sheep shagging [G] bastards. _
Round and [C] round and up and [D] down, Dons fans [G] rolling all over the [Em] ground.
In the mud [Am] and shit and [D] grass, showing off their big [G] bear Aberdeen arse.
Round and [C] round and up and [D] down, Dons fans [G] rolling all over the ground.
[Em] In the mud [Am] and shit and [D] grass, showing off their [G] big bear Aberdeen [D] arse.
Showing off their [G] big bear _ [D] _ _ _
[G] Aberdeen _ _ arse. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh, [N] _ _
here comes an Aberdeen fan, wait a minute, _ somebody's going to have a sore arse tonight. _ _ _ _ _