Chords for The Dickhead Song

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[C#] _ _ [G#] You came into my life [F#] and tried to do me wrong.
So in return for that, I have sent you this song.
It tells you what I think and how I feel about you.
So take a seat and listen up, cos every [Fm] single word is true.
[C#] _ Dickhead, you're such a dickhead.
_ _ [F#] And everybody knows it, [G#] everyone but you.
You're [C#] a dickhead.
I hope you'll soon be dead.
_ _ _ [F#] This is payback time for what [G#] you put me [C#] through.
_ [G#] The way you behaved was [F#] a total disgrace.
_ [G#] I never growed tired of [F#] punching your face.
You think [G#] they're putting me down?
_ [F#] Bliss you hire, _ [G#] I wouldn't piss on you.
If you were on [Fm] fire, you'd think [G#] you're better than me.
Well, [F#] you're not, my friend.
I'll [G#] get further in life than [F#] you in the end.
[G#] You're nothing, you're worthless, [D#m] just dirt on my shoe.
_ [G#] Wherever you go, whatever you do, people will sing [Fm] this song to you.
[C#] _ Dickhead, _ you're such a dickhead.
_ _ [F#] And everybody knows it, [G#] everyone but you.
_ [C#] You're a dickhead.
I hope you'll soon be dead.
_ _ [F#] And this is payback time for what [G#] you put me [C#] through. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ God will punish you, cos [F#] you reap what you sow.
You're [G#] a vile _ individual from [F#] head to toe.
_ [G#] Nasty to the bone, _ [F#] unpleasant to the core.
_ [G#] I shall drink champagne when you [F#] are no [Fm] more.
If I never see your face again, [F#] that's too soon.
[G#] I've never met _ anyone [F#] so suited to the tune.
[G#] I hope your friends desert you and [F#] your health is poor.
_ _ [G#] This is what I think you are.
One, [F#] two, three, [C#] four.
Dickhead, _ you're such a dickhead.
_ _ [F#] And everybody knows it, [G#] everyone but you.
[C#] You're a dickhead.
_ I hope you'll soon be dead.
_ _ [F#] And this is payback time for what [G#] you put me [C#] through.
_ I wouldn't even give you the [F#] steam from my piss.
_ [G#] As far as I'm concerned, you [F#] can swivel on this.
_ [G#] You're simply jealous of me, but [F#] I couldn't care less.
[G#] Cos I have all the qualities you'll never [F#]
pose.
[Fm] _ [G#] I'd hate to go through life as you, [F#] _ 24-7.
_ [G#] Cos people like you [F#] don't end up in heaven.
_ _ [G#] You will rot in hell, [F#] that's where you belong.
_ [G#] And when you get there, they'll be singing [F#]
this song.
[C#] You're a dickhead.
_ _ Such a dick. _
_ _ [F#] And everybody knows it, [G#] everyone but you.
[C#] You're a dickhead.
_ _ We're all glad you're dead.
_ _ _ [F#] So is everyone [G#] that you ever [C#] knew.
_ [D#] _ Dickhead, _ you're such a dickhead.
_ _ And [G#] everybody knows it, everyone [A#] but you.
[D#] You're a dickhead.
_ _ _ _ Everybody's dead.
_ [G#] I hope you like the song, [A#] so screw [D#] you. _ _ _ _ _
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