Chords for Shopping in Lidl Song

[G] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Bm] _
_ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _
_ [G] _ [Am] Put on [Dm] my blue [B] track suit [G] and I [A] got on a [D] bus
_ [B] _
[G] Sat down [Am] by the man [D] stinking of [Bm] stale piss [G] and got up [A] again with minimal [Dm] fuss
[Bm] _
[G] At _ [A] the [D] Mecca [Bm] bingo [G] where the [A] Muslims [D] go to bed
[Bm] _
_ [G] Yeah, [A] I got off [D] at the right [Bm] bus stop, [G] but I [A] ain't done no [D] shopping yet, [B] but I'm [G] walking to little
[A] _ _ [D] _ [G] Yeah, I'm walking with my [A] Primark shopping [D] bag, _ [G] walking to little
[A] _ [D] Cos _ [G]
there's a special [A] on my favourite [G] _ bags
_ [D] Saw _ [Bm] _ [G] _ _
the [Bm] uprised chicken _ [G] on the corner of [Bm] aisle 6
_ [G] Saw old Mavis had [Bm] her eye on it, [G] so I nicked her [Bm] walking stick
_ _ [G] Now security, they [D] did not see me, [G] they just snorted round [D] the door
But [G] I've got chicken in my bag and [D] with the special on bags I [G] know I'm coming [C#] [D] back for more
I love [G] shopping in little
[A] _
_ [D] I [Bm] love 20 [G] packs of crisps [A] for _ [Bm] 15p
_ [G] Shopping in little
[A] _
_ [D] Cider [Bm] _ [G] for 10p [D] is [Em] great [D] for me
_ [G] Shopping in little
[A] _
_ [D] The [Bm] only [G] place to go [A] to get [Bm] your fill
Shopping [G] in little
[A] _
[D] Where [Bm] you end up [G] with a minus [A]
10 [G] pound bill
_ _ [D] They've _
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[G] got codfish on the [D] counter
_ _ [Gm] _ _ [D] _ _ Bananas _ _ hanging in the _ _ air _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] With your limited funds you can [G] still buy food
_ [G#] When you think you haven't got [A] a prayer
_ You've _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [D] got a prayer in little
[Bm] _ _ [G] Down [D] _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [G] _ [A] in the wine [D] and beer [Bm] aisle
[G] I fill up [A] my [D] bag with booze
[Bm] _ [G] They ask [A] me if I'm [D] gonna pay [Bm] for it, so [G] I said
[A] Is that po [D]-pa-do?
_ [Bm] So [G] they [A] take me into [D] the office
[Bm] _ [G] And I [A] shall wibble [D] my might
[Bm] They [G] said, [A] tell me are you [D] a [Bm] robin slag?
I [G] said, yes I [D] am tonight
I love shopping [G] in little
[A] _
_ [D] _ _ [Bm] Tinsy's [G] labels I [A] can't _ [Bm] understand
_ [Em] Shopping _ [A] _
[D] in little
[Bm] It's a [G] cut price shop [D] in [Em] _ [D] wonderland
Shopping [G] in _ [A] _
_ [D] little
[Bm] It's a [G] place where dreams [A] are bought [Bm] and sold
_ [Em] Shopping in little
[A] _
_ [D] _ [Bm] A [G] multicultural place [A] for young [G] and [D] _ _ _ [Bm] old _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Bm] Put on [G] my blue [A] _ [D] _ _
tracksuit
_ I _ _ _ _
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_ _ [C#m] _ [D] _ _ _ _ [N] _
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_ _ _ _ _ forgot the fucking milk
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