Chords for The Lidl Song - Andy Conway

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I've been shopping in good stores now [G] all my life
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[D] It suddenly walks in me [G] lovely wife
[A] I [G] haven't got a drop of milk
[A] And a rent man's on his way
I got [G] me hair washed, couldn't blow it dry
[A] So if no funds left today, [D] we'll go to [G] Lidl
[A] Lidl, whatever [D] the feck it's called
We'll go to [G] Lidl, [A] Lidl
The prices [D] say it all, I [G] got a pair of shoes
And an Arax, a cup of Kiel [A] chicken and a satellite TV
I [G] got the whole back garden decked out [A] for $13.43
I [D] forgot the milk, [G] she'll fucking [A] kill me
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Every month a magazine [G] comes out
[A] _ [D] From camping gear to brand new [G] German stout
[A] My [G] mother won't touch the meat
[A] She still thinks that it's odd
And [G] the father's wearing light red
Just [A] to walk the fecking dog
We'll go [D] to Lidl, [G] Lidl
[Am] Whatever the feck [D] it's called, we'll go to Lidl
[G] Lidl, [A] the [D] prices say it all
I [G] got a lawnmower, volleyball, laptop, [A] darn board
A box of Hitler tea, I have [G] the Christmas fecking sorted
[A] But enough for J.R.B.s, I forgot [D] the [G] milk
[A] Yes, _ [D] _ _ _
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now me shopping's less than [G] 20 quid
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Cheap old Mars bars take up half [G] me fridge
[A] _ _ [G]
Potatoes still crap, we [A] forgive them for that
Cause [G] the vodka nearly kills you [A] when I say
[D] We'll go to Lidl, [G] Lidl
[A] Whatever the feck [D] it's called, we'll go to Lidl
[G] _ [A] Lidl, the prices [D] say it all
I [G] got a Whansdale beach house, head torch [A] and a foot spa for herself
I [G] got a little German midget [A] to come home and wash the delf
I [D] forgot the milk
_ [G] I forgot _ [A] _ [D] the milk
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [A] I forgot [D] the milk
_ Cheers _ _ _
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