Evil Chords by Shovels & Rope

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Standing in line at the equestrian bar
Looks like it's about to rain
I got two small kids and I'm late on [G] the rain
Wives been two [A] weeks to the day
Been two [A] weeks to the
Two [Em] weeks to the day _
_ _ _ Well, the sun came out but it was cold as hell
My fingers were as numb as my mind
When my quarter horse raced, kicked me in the head
Well, I was [A] chewing the muck from behind
[G] Chewing the muck
Chewing the [Em] muck from behind
_ _ [E] _ _ But every now [Am] and then I can't eat more
I'm a zamb in the [G] shadow of a skateboard
I'm a lunatic [B] looking for the keyhole
I hate my kids [Em] but I don't mean to
I'm a dead dog [Am] lying on the sidewalk
Another victim of the [G] mortgage bubble pipe
Waiting on the [B] earliest you to drop
[Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ A little new lives at the house next down
Got a head full of auburn curls
I seen her standing in the mud with a baseball glove
Spitting at the other girls
[D] Spitting at the
Spitting at the [Em] other girls _ _ _ _ _
When did she come in the afternoon
With some apples and a pack of ribs
She bathes my babies and she reads me to sleep
[A] Nothing much ever gets said
[G] Nothing much [A] ever gets
Nothing much [Em] ever gets said _ _
[E] _ But every now and [Am] then I get evil
I'm ashamed in the [G] shadow of a steeple
I'm a lunatic [B] looking for a keyhole
I hate my kids but I [E] don't mean to
I'm a dead dog [Am] lying on the sidewalk
Another victim of the [G] mortgage bubble pipe
Waiting on the [B] earliest you to drop _
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[Eb] Will the cops show up [Bm] with the lights turned on
[E] Judge Johnny from across the street
[Dm] Had some cold last night, something didn't [D] look right
Grab your things, you better come [E] with me
[Em] Accusation, you don't look with the on light
She said, don't you pay us no mind
All we ever shared was loneliness
He and I was two [Em] of a kind
[G] He and I was two [A] of a, was two [Em] of a kind _ _
[E] _ But every now and then I [Am] get evil
I'm ashamed in the shadow [G] of a steeple
I'm a lunatic looking [B] for a keyhole
I hate my kids but I don't [E] mean to
I'm a dead dog lying [Am] on the sidewalk
Another victim of the [G] mortgage bubble pipe
Waiting on the [B] earliest you to drop
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