Pet Names Chords by Smash Mouth

[B] Just when I thought [C#] everything would be [F#] okay
Just [B] when I started to believe [C#] that everything was going [D#] my way
[B]
Out came the [C#] cloud from under my [E] feet
Crashing [G#m] back down to reality
You [F#] used to [B] call me pork and [D#] now I'm [A] Halloween
[F#] Remember [B] when I used to [D#] be your jelly [F#] bean?
You used to call [B] me slob and [A] bitch and [F#] like that
[B] Now you're after [D#] me with [C#] a baseball [F#m] bat
[B] I remember [D#] when I used to [A] be the [F#] king
Your [B] honey, sweetie, [D#] darling, baby, [C#] yes, that's me
[F#] I used [B] to be your pole [D#] vault [F#] mystery man
Now I'm [B] your straight [D#] up mystery [B] man
Just [C#] when I thought everything would be [F#] alright
[B] Just when I started to [C#] believe that everything was [D#] out of sight
[B]
You left me with [C#] nothing but a scribbled [A] note
That said I would no [G#m] longer be your [F#] lobo
From here on [A] out my [E] cat name [F#] would be
S, [F#] your ass, [F#] your ass, [F#] your ass _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D#] _ _ _ _ [A#m] _
_ [B] _ [F#m] You used [B] to be sugar [D#] then it's turning [A] to salt
[F#] I used [B] to rock your world [D#] now I'm standing [C#] on a fault [F#] line
Lying [B] naked in a [D#] halestorm in [A] the dark
You're [F#] my little [B] tornado [C#] and I am your trailer park
[B] You used to call me name, [A] cute, cute to [F#] repeat
[B] Like Honey [D#] Buns, Harry Baran, [C#] Pickle [F#] LP
[B] Gucci, Gucci [D#] Gloob, I got [A] shit like [F#] that
Now [B] you're after [D#] me screaming [C#] you dirty [B] rat
I don't remember applying for a name [F#] change
So why is it your [E] calling me?
That's [F#] such a rage
[B] Psychopathic, [E] pornographic, sneaking [B] drunk
[G#] Failing fast, flying [C#] at [F#] footless punk
You used to [B] call me sweetie [A] pie and baby doll
[F#] I guess [B] another slug [C#] tipped it in my [F#] stall
[B] You probably got a superman [A] or lover [F#] boy
[B] You probably just got him like [C#] a broken [B] toy
Just when he [C#] thought everything was [F#] going his way
[B] Just when he started to [C#] believe that everything was [D#] hunky-dory
[B] He'll look at that [C#] clown that he's standing [A] on
And with an itsy bitsy teeny little almost inaudible _ [G#] squeak
He'll [F#] notice it's gone
From here [A] on out his pet [E] name would [F#] be X
[E] [F#] Yo X, Yo X, Yo X
Sweetie [E] pie?
[F#] No less
[E]
[F#] Honey [E] bunch?
[F#] No less
Bubble boy?
No less
Pumpkin face?
No less _ _ _ _