Chords for Spider-Man vs Deadpool - Rap Battle

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_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ [D] _ _ _
_ Okay, so to make this fair, we're going to decide who goes first.
I'm going to flip a coin.
When I flip the coin, you call heads or tails.
Ready?
[Dm] Heads.
_ [D]
And heads it is.
So you get to decide who goes first.
All right.
Devpool's going first.
_ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ [D] You're going to lose this battle just like the time Uncle Ben got wrecked.
Whoa!
And I'm going to make it just as snappy as the time you snapped Gwen's neck.
[G] Oh!
_ _ [D] Yeah, the death of Gwen [Gm] Stacy, that was a good story, but that movie had a dilemma.
Why was Electra blue and why did they cast Emma?
_ _ Both amazing Spider movies was a big waste of time.
And Andrew Garfield's [B] short Spider-Man career, well, you could probably retell it in a vine. Oh!
_ _ _ But at least you have another reboot, which means [A] your uncle dies, again.
Oh!
And your new Aunt May looks pretty fine.
Maybe I could replace [D#] Ben.
Oh! _ _
Oh!
[D] Oh!
Oh!
But that's cool, you're with Marvel Studios now, hanging with the big boys.
But you're back in high school, you're going through puberty, and you sound like a talking squeaky toy.
_ I'm a Delhi mercenary who kills with guns, swords, and shurikens.
And you're still in grade school, kid, still trying to hold your urine [F#] in.
Oh!
Oh! _
Now you got Tom Holland [D] to play you, whose dick's probably the size of my thumb.
And I got Ryan [Dm] Reynolds, who'll nut inside your eye to show you where Deadpool comes from.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh, [D] man!
Now that was some hard hits from Deadpool, but we're gonna hear it from our main man Spider-Man.
What you got, Spider-Man?
Give it to him.
Yeah!
Woo!
Let's do it, Uncle Ben.
Let's do it.
So you really wanna bring up Uncle Ben?
Okay, I see.
Well, you were created by a guy who can't even draw feet.
Oh!
Oh!
Sorry, Wade, was that a little mean?
How about, you're nothing but a copy of Deathstroke who's turned into a meme.
Yes!
Yes! Yes!
[Dm] Like, seriously, you're not even funny.
There's pictures of you with Homestuck in My Little Pony.
[N] Oh!
_ Your jokes are found on the internet of all places.
All I can say is, the internet is more cancerous than your faces.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
_ See, I'm a highly gifted student and college debater, so if Vanessa needs some real lovin',
I can persuade her.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
_ _ Your face looks like Wolverine, had sex with a rotten tangerine in a tub of Vaseline, and
lit himself up with gasoline.
Oh!
Oh!
[D] _
Yeah, it's only round one, but looks like you already lost it.
Your movie put you on the map, but Spider-Man Homecoming's gonna wipe you off [A] it.
Oh!
_ Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
[Dm] Man, some serious burns, and it's only round one.
If you're just tuning in, this is Civil [D] War Rap Battle Freestyle.
Next up, [D] Deadpool round two.
Here you go. _
Some of that [Dm] stuff made me giggle.
If I [D] had a nickel for every clever thing you said, I'd have a nickel.
Oh!
_ And hold up, did you say you could persuade Vanessa?
Where have you been?
In your new movie, you're 16, and we have no bottles to spin.
Oh!
_ As you probably know, I can't die, so my foes call me Chuck Norris.
If you did meet Vanessa, you'd probably be like,
What, is that a Clotaurus?
[A] Oh!
_ And if you're out, you know, doing errands for Aunt May, like doing the groceries,
I'd be chilling with your Aunt May at our apartment, filling up her ovaries.
Oh! _
And sure, yeah, it's easy to make fun of my cancerous face,
but just to let you know, I stuck my head inside Aunt May's ass and motorboated that empty space.
[N] Oh! Oh!
_ [G] Oh!
Oh!
Yeah, and don't you know who Rob Liefeld is?
Noob.
He's that one guy who drew Captain America with boobs.
Oh!
And yeah, I'm all over the internet.
My presence has more weight, and soon I'll be more relevant than you.
P.S., I peed inside his car flanks.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That escalated quickly, very quickly, a little gross, but it's okay.
[Dm] Spider-Man, it's your turn.
[D] Feed it back to him.
Here you go.
[D#] Woo!
_ _ [D] Oh, Rob Liefeld with his disproportionate bodies.
Too bad he has to witness his most famous creation about to get bodied.
Oh!
_ [D] Peter Parker drawn by the legendary Steve Ditko.
You got some guy stuck in the 90s with a hint of [Dm] Picasso.
Oh!
And what's up with your writers?
All your Deadpool stories are filled with pop culture gimmicks.
References to movies, TV shows, and animes are your [B] characters' story-telling limits.
Oh!
_ _ And did Wade just say he'd be [Dm] more relevant than me?
Yep.
Ha, that's grand.
Half the Deadpool cosplayers at Comic-Con are being called Spider [C#]-Man.
Oh!
_ _ _ [B] Wait, wait, wait, one more joke about your face and then I'll stop.
You look like a truck of shit on your shoulders and then put you in a headlock.
Oh! [N] Oh! _
With great power comes great responsibility.
You keep calling me a kid, but I'm more of a man than you'll ever be.
Oh!
_ _ _ _ You as a character have no substance, so stop playing pretend.
Here's your life story.
[D] Tacos, tacos, internet stuff, the end.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
And let's face it, everybody's an admirer of me.
My superhero career is what yours aspires to be.
[A] Oh!
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Spidey!
_ _ [C#] Spidey!
Spidey!
[Dm] _ [Bm] Spidey!
Spidey!
_ Spidey!
Spidey!
Spidey!
Spidey!
[D] Spidey! Spidey!
Spidey!
[E] Spidey! Spidey!
Spidey!
[Dm] Spidey!
Spidey!
Spidey! Spidey!
Spidey!
[A#] Spidey!
Spidey!
[F#] Spidey! Spidey! Spidey!
Spidey!
[A] Spidey! Spidey! Spider-Man!
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_ Spidey!" _ _ _ _
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