Chords for Spittin Image - The Chicken Song (With lyrics)

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_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] It's the time of year, [Dm] now that spring is in the air
[G] Where those two wet gits, [C] with their girly curly hair
Make another song, [Dm] for moronic holidays
[G] That nauseate, it aches, [C] in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, [F] to the coast of southern France
No [D] matter where you hide, [G] you just can't escape this dance _
_ Hold [C] a chick made in the air, [G] stick a deck chair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet, [C] and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, [F] then extract your wisdom teeth
[C] Form a string quartet, [G] and pretend your name [C] is Keith
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Skin _ [D] yourself _ alive, [A] learn to speak a rap a ho
Climb inside a dog, [D] and behead an Eskimo
Eat a blend of four, [G] wear salami in your ears
[D] Casserole your grand, _ [A]
disembowel yourself [D] with spheres
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_ _ [D] The disco is vibrating, [G] the sound is loud and grating
[E] It's truly nauseating, [A] let's do the dance again
[B] _ Hold [E] a chick in the air, stick [B] a deck chair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song, in [E] the holiday discos
And there's no [E] escape, in [A] the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, [B] if you _ holidayed [E] in Mars
_ [Db] Skin _ [Gb] yourself alive, learn [Db] to speak a rap a ho
Climb inside a dog, [Gb] and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your [B] brain will spring a leak
And though [Gb] you hate this song, you'll [Db] be humming it [Gb] for _ weeks
[Eb] _ Hold a [Ab] chicken in the air, stick [Eb] a deck chair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet, and [Ab] then bury all your clothes _
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