Chords for Steel Panther - Community Property with Lyrics

[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I would give you the stars in [C] the sky, but they're too far [Bb] [Ebm] away
_ If [Abm] you were a hooker, [Cm] you'd know I'd be happy [Bb] to pay
[Eb] If _
[Ab] _ suddenly you [Cm] were a guy, I'd be suddenly [Bb] gay
Cause [Eb] my heart [Ab] belongs to [Bb] you
_ [Eb] My love is [Ab] pure [Bb] and true
[Eb] _ My heart [Ab] belongs to [Bb] you
But [Ebm] my [Ab] cock is community [Bb] property
[D] You're [Ab] the only girl that I like to [Cm] screw
When I'm not on [Bb] the road _ _ _
[Ab] When I come home, my [Cm] dinner's made
And the front lawn [Bb] is mine
_ _ [Ab] I'll kiss your mouth [Cm] even after you swallow my [Bb] love
Cause [Eb] my heart [Ab] belongs to [Bb] you
There [Eb] ain't nothing [Ab] that I wouldn't [Bb] do [Cm] for you
[Eb] My heart [Ab] belongs to [Bb] _ you
But [Ab] my cock is community property
[Eb] _
[Bb] But [Cm] I'll [Ab] make it clear, [Eb] so you [Bb] retain it
My dick's [Cm] a [Ab] free spirit, and you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain [Bb] it down
_ [Cm] _ [Ab] _
I [Eb] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Cm] _ [Ab] _
_ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Cm] _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ love you so much it [Cm] hurts from my head to my [Bb] feet _
[Ab] I think of you when I [Cm] can't help but fondle my [Bb] meat
_ [Ab] I see your face every [Cm] time that I go out and [Bb] _ cheat
Cause _ [Eb] _ my heart [Ab] belongs to [Bb] you
_ There [Eb] ain't nothing that [Ab] I wouldn't [Bb] do
_ [Cm] _ [Eb] My heart [Ab] belongs to [Bb] _ you
But [Eb] my cock is [Ab] community [Bb] property
Yeah, [Eb] yeah, yeah
[Ab] No, no, [Bb] no Community _ [Eb] property
[Ab] _ _
[Bb] _ No Community [Eb] property
_ [Ab] _ _
[Bb] _ Community [Eb] property
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