The Shocker Chords by Steel Panther

_ _ Are you ready, baby?
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_ _ _ _ [Bb] That's the rest.
[Ab] I'll read all about [Eb] it.
I want to show you [Gb] guys [Ab] something new
[Bb] Now if you're ever troubled [Ab] just getting a [Eb] boner
It's something cool [Gb] that will work.
[Ab] Yeah
[Bb] It's why you [Ab] better than a dirty sand [Eb] chest
Some will say [Gb] that it's a bit [Ab] extreme
_ [Bb] Close your eyes
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[Gb] _ _ Spread your legs now
[Db] _ _ Shocker
It's [Bb] easy to [Ab] find tricks that really dig [Eb] it and any city [Gb] all [Ab] and down
[Bb] You can [F] spot a rookie [Ab] who's been using the [Eb] shocker
Walks around [Gb] with a [Ab] biggie that [Bb] round when you do
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[Eb] And _ your heart [Gb] beats it [Ab] won't stand [Bb] as your middle finger [Ab] to a
Best man, [Eb] I'll spell the [Gb] shocker all [Ab] across _
[B] _ _ It's time to [Db] raise your hands
[Gb] You _ _ [Db] _ [Ebm] _ _ _ [Db] _
[B] _ _ won't [Db] _ learn this is
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[Gb] _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ Oh
You can [Ab] do it in the [Eb] bathroom or do it in your [Gb] car or do it in the [Db] alleyway behind the bar
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[Gb] _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ Yeah
You [Ab] can do it in the [Eb] bathroom or do it in your [Gb] car or do it in the [Db] alley right behind the bar
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[C] _ [F] Oh
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butthole
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