Chords for Steel Panther - Red Headed Step Child (Bonus Track)

[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ All right, _ _ _ here we go.
[Em] _
[Am] _ [G] _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ [G] _ [D] _ _ [G] _ [D] _ [Am] You got my attention [G] _ [D] when you walked away.
[C] After [Am] kicking [G] my [D] balls, saying [G] I was [D] gay.
[Am] Blow your [G] whistle, [D] spray [G] me with [D] [Am] mace.
Leaving my emasculation [D] was my saving [Am] grace.
_ [G] _ [D] _ _ Red [Am] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ [D] _ [Am] _ _
[G] Sean, [D] he was on the spray.
[Am] I was wearing [G] [D] spandex on that particular day.
[Am] He was a moving [G] target, [D] but you had a great [Am] aim.
Now I'm in love with you and [D] you're the one [Em] to _ blame.
You found me [D] more [Bb] than ever [A] [E] before.
[D] You [Em] make me feel just [Bb] like the filth on [A] the [B] floor.
[Em] Inch on my [D] nipple, [Bb] you're driving [G] me wild.
[D] Come on and treat me like a red headed [Am] stepchild.
[G] _ [D] _ [G] Like a [D] red [Am] headed stepchild.
[D] _ _ Yeah, yeah.
[Am] [F] That's the way I [Gb] like it.
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[Gb] _ _ [Gbm] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [G] Stab [D] _ _
[B] me with [E] that [B] scissor.
What's the other plan?
[D] Lick me with your laser.
Cut my skull and poke [G] my brain.
[E] [D] I [Em] need you now.
[Bb] Love [A] me till it [Bb] hurts.
[Em] Jab my appendix [Bb] till it ruptures [A] and [B]
[E] squirts.
[D] Fist [Em] pump my butthole.
[Bb] You're driving [A] me [Em] wild.
[D] _ _ Beat me like a red headed step.
_ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ [A] _ [D] _ _
Like a Tony [A] Robbins.
Freaky filthy bitch.
[D] _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ Hey, [D] ah.
Oh.
[G] _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _