Chords for Steel Panther - Pussy Ain't Free

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[C#] _ [D#] _ [E] _ I'm a dick and [C#]
balls Don't [E] need to look at every MS [D#] statement
[C#] _ [D#] [E] Already know I'm getting charged for a [C#] good job
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[D#] Don't [E] need a history of my _ [B]
[C#] transactions [D#] To [E] know the problems gonna get us [C#] to
[D#] It [E] won't be long if there's a missing [D#] payment [C#] So [E] call for me, your license coming for [A] you
Rules be ain't free, let me tell your [C#] brother _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [A] You played for that shit [D] one way or another
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[C#] She'll [E] make you pay when you're out with your [C#] buddies
[D#] For [E] every text that you choose to [C#] ignore When [E] you return, _ _ [C#] interrogation
Your [E] dick is going on the [F#] wall and [A] road
Rules be ain't free, [B] let me tell your [C#] brother
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [A] You played for that shit [D] one way or [C#] another
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_ _ [A] is not a choice [B] you have _ [C#] That's the only in [G#] your head
_ [A] And when you're pinned [B] up for a degree [A#] You'll remember
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_ _ [F#] Pee [G#] _ _ [D#m] _ _
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with [G#m] your gray hair in every ring, [D#m]
[C#] girl
Pee with [E] a heart attack or maybe [C#] stroke _
[G#m] Baby you'll understand on your _ [C#]
deathbed The [G#m] possible scare
It ain't [A#m] a [A] joke
Rules be ain't free, [B] let me tell your brother
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_ You played for that shit one [C#] way or [A] another
Rules be ain't free, [B] let me tell your [F#] mister
For every text that you choose to [A] ignore
Rules be ain't free, [B] _ everybody [F#] knows
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This is not a choice [F#] you have _ That's the only in [C#] your head
_ It's not a choice [F#] you have _ That's the only in [C#]
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