Community Property Chords by Steel Panther

[N] _ I would [Ab] give you the stars in the [Cm] sky, but they're too far _ [Bb] away _ _ _ _
If [Ab] you are a _ hooker, you'd [Cm] know _ I'd be [Eb] happy to [Bb] pay _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] If suddenly you were a [Cm]
guy, I'd be sardine [Eb] [Bb] leaking _
_ _ _ Cause my [Eb] heart _ [Ab] belongs to [Bb] you _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] My love is [Ab] pure and _ [Bb] true
_ [Eb] _
_ My heart _ [Ab] belongs to [Bb] _ you _ _
But my [Ab] dong is _ community _ property
_ _ _ _ You're the only girl that I like to screw
[Cm] _ When I'm not _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ alone
_ [Ab] When I come home, my dinner's [Cm] made
And the front lawn is [Bb] mowed _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ I'll kiss your mouth even _ [Cm] after my rocket _ _ [Bb] _ explodes _ _
Cause [Eb] my heart _ _ [Ab] belongs to [Bb] you
_ _ _ There ain't [Eb] nothing that [Ab] I wouldn't [Bb] do _ for you
[Cm] _ [Eb] My heart _ _ [Ab] belongs to _ [Bb] _
you
_ _ But my [Ab] dong is _ community _ _ property _
_ _ [Eb] I _ [Bb] _ wanna [Cm] _ make it [Ab] clear
_ So you [Eb] [Bb] retain it
My dong's a [Cm]
free [Bb] spirit
[Ab] And you can't restrain it
_ No, you just can't chain [Bb] it down
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I love you so much it [Cm] hurts
From my head [F] to my _ [Bb] feet _ _
_ _ I think [Eb] of you and my [Cm] crotch starts to move to the _ [Bb] beat _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] I see your face every [Eb] _
[Cm] time that I go out and [Eb] _
[Bb] cheat _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] Cause my heart _ [Ab] belongs to you
[Bb] _ _
_ _ _ There [Eb] ain't nothing _
_ _ [Ab] that I wouldn't [Bb] do _ _
_ [Cm] _ My [Eb] heart _ [Ab]
belongs to _ [Bb] you _ _ _
But [Eb] my dong is [Ab] _
community property
[Bb] _ _ Yeah, _ [Eb] yeah, yeah
_ _ [Ab] No, no, [Bb] no
_ _ _ Community _ [Eb]
property
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ Community _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ property
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