Weenie Ride Chords by Steel Panther

[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] I [F] wanna tell you about something [C] _ fun
So [Dm] I wrote you this song
_ [Em] _
[F] If you've ever been to [C] Disneyland
_ You know [Dm] the lines can be real [Em] long
[F] But I got a ride [C] that the bitches love
[Dm] And you won't have to wait [C] at all
[G] All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend
And give sexy [C] Michael Starr [G] a call
[C] I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
[F] It's scary like a roller coaster
It [Fm] will stretch you out so [F] wide
I'm [C] gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
Hold on tight cause I'm coming inside
[F] It's better than a Ferris wheel or a [Fm] water slide
_ _ It's a [C] weenie _ ride
_ [E] _ _ _ [Am] _
_ [C] I _ _ [Dm] _ [C] _
[F] wanna sing about a thing [C] that's funner than a swing
[Dm] And better than the market _ [C] bars
You [F] can take it on the couch [C] or your water bed
Or [Dm] in the back of your daddy's car
[C] _
[F] And it's open all day, [C] now time to [Dm] chill
Seven fucking days [C] a week
[G] It only shuts down _ intermittently
So I can [C] take a [G] _ leak
[C] So put that snatch on a weenie ride
Ride her face down or on your side
[F] You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
Where [Fm] some leverage is applied _ _
[Am] Open your legs [Ab] for a weenie ride
[C] You won't be the first [Gb] to see it and cry
[F] Just bring the baby wipes and some astral [D] blind
_ _ _ It's a weenie [Am] ride
_ _ [G] _ _ _
[F] Oh yeah
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[F] Scream _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ for _ me _
Scream out an SSA
_ [Bb] _
Honey won't you try [F] the weenie ride
[Ab] You're never gonna be the same
[C] Baby, how you gonna get to heaven _
[G] If you can't [C] take a little [F] _ _ [C] _ _
[F] fame
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] Step right up for a weenie ride
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
[F] Oops, I think you got a little DNA
[Fm] All over your backside
_ Go [C] on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
[F] Even with a big old muck you won't [Fm] get tonight
_ _ Oh, the weenie _ [C] _ _ ride _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ Weenie, [C] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie [F] ride
It's a weenie [C] ride _ _
Weenie, _ [G] weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie [F] ride
Come spread your [C] thighs _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Weenie, weenie [F] ride
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _
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[F] _ It's a weenie [C] _ [G] ride _
[C] _ _ _ _ Sweetie, _ _
[F] ride _ [C] Sweetie, ride _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Baby, [F] baby, baby
[G] _ _ _ _ Sweetie, [C] _ _ ride _ _
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