If I Was The King - Steel Panther - All You Can Eat_lyrics_Hargor Chords
Tempo:
76.5 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
B
Bb
Gb
Db
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Gb] [Eb]
[Bb] [Eb]
I [Bb] got something [Eb] to tell you man.
[Bb] If I was a king, I would give myself a bitchin' crown.
[Eb] And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael [Bb] Starr.
[Eb] I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne.
[Bb] And then I'd go into town.
In a big stretch armor with a hot tub [Eb] and a bar.
[B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] I'd walk [Eb] close for chess.
[B] So you could see if they [Gb] shaved their pussies.
[Db] Or if they were hiding dicks.
[B] I'd lower the [Gb] drinking age.
[Db] So little kids could [Eb] get drunk too.
[B] And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a [Bb] wig.
If I was a king.
[Eb] That'd be fucking [A] nice, right?
[Bb] I'd knock down all the schools.
[Eb] Put up liquor stores.
Give free jobs to the strippers and the [Bb] whores.
Buy long cotton sand [Eb] mills.
Feed the homeless to the whales.
And if you didn't like steel, bam, you [Abm] gonna die.
[B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] I'd make beer the [Eb] official food.
[B] And you'd never have to [Gb] take the trash out.
[Db] If you happened to be poor and a dude.
[B] You could buy a [Gb] grenade to Starbucks.
[Db] And take a shit right on the street.
[B] And kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to [Bb] hear her say.
If I [Eb] was a king.
Woah!
Here comes the gorgeous, you [Ab] little Ahh!
[B] [Eb] [Ab]
[B] [Eb] [Bb] Come on, the monkey pen's getting light.
And I'm gonna [Ab] tell them all to suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
[Ebm] Legalize masturbation.
At every strip joint in the nation.
[Eb] And the minimum cup size would have to be a double D.
Oh [D] yeah.
[Eb] But [Bb] if you are rich, you wouldn't have to use your [Eb]
hair.
[B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] Megan Fox would [Eb] be my queen.
[B] But still fuck [Gb] Chrissy Brinkley.
[Db] An Asian girl of the best extent.
[B] I'd execute [Gb] One Direction.
[Db] And drop a nuke on the [Eb] Middle East.
[B] But I'd take the offer so we wouldn't have to [Bb] fail instead.
If I [Eb] was a king.
[B] [Bb]
If I [Eb] was a king.
[B]
If I [Eb] was a king.
[Bb] [Eb]
I [Bb] got something [Eb] to tell you man.
[Bb] If I was a king, I would give myself a bitchin' crown.
[Eb] And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael [Bb] Starr.
[Eb] I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne.
[Bb] And then I'd go into town.
In a big stretch armor with a hot tub [Eb] and a bar.
[B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] I'd walk [Eb] close for chess.
[B] So you could see if they [Gb] shaved their pussies.
[Db] Or if they were hiding dicks.
[B] I'd lower the [Gb] drinking age.
[Db] So little kids could [Eb] get drunk too.
[B] And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a [Bb] wig.
If I was a king.
[Eb] That'd be fucking [A] nice, right?
[Bb] I'd knock down all the schools.
[Eb] Put up liquor stores.
Give free jobs to the strippers and the [Bb] whores.
Buy long cotton sand [Eb] mills.
Feed the homeless to the whales.
And if you didn't like steel, bam, you [Abm] gonna die.
[B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] I'd make beer the [Eb] official food.
[B] And you'd never have to [Gb] take the trash out.
[Db] If you happened to be poor and a dude.
[B] You could buy a [Gb] grenade to Starbucks.
[Db] And take a shit right on the street.
[B] And kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to [Bb] hear her say.
If I [Eb] was a king.
Woah!
Here comes the gorgeous, you [Ab] little Ahh!
[B] [Eb] [Ab]
[B] [Eb] [Bb] Come on, the monkey pen's getting light.
And I'm gonna [Ab] tell them all to suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
[Ebm] Legalize masturbation.
At every strip joint in the nation.
[Eb] And the minimum cup size would have to be a double D.
Oh [D] yeah.
[Eb] But [Bb] if you are rich, you wouldn't have to use your [Eb]
hair.
[B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] Megan Fox would [Eb] be my queen.
[B] But still fuck [Gb] Chrissy Brinkley.
[Db] An Asian girl of the best extent.
[B] I'd execute [Gb] One Direction.
[Db] And drop a nuke on the [Eb] Middle East.
[B] But I'd take the offer so we wouldn't have to [Bb] fail instead.
If I [Eb] was a king.
[B] [Bb]
If I [Eb] was a king.
[B]
If I [Eb] was a king.
Key:
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Bb
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_ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ _ I [Bb] got something _ [Eb] to tell you man.
_ [Bb] _ If I was a king, I would give myself a bitchin' crown.
[Eb] And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael [Bb] Starr.
_ [Eb] I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne.
[Bb] And then I'd go into town.
In a big stretch armor with a hot tub [Eb] and a bar.
_ _ _ [B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] I'd walk [Eb] close for chess.
[B] So you could see if they [Gb] shaved their pussies.
[Db] Or if they were hiding dicks.
[B] I'd lower the [Gb] drinking age.
[Db] So little kids could [Eb] get drunk too.
[B] And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a [Bb] wig.
If I was a king.
_ _ [Eb] That'd be fucking [A] nice, right?
_ [Bb] I'd knock down all the schools.
[Eb] Put up liquor stores.
Give free jobs to the strippers and the [Bb] whores.
_ Buy long cotton sand [Eb] mills.
Feed the homeless to the whales.
And if you didn't like steel, bam, you [Abm] gonna die.
_ _ [B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] I'd make beer the [Eb] official food.
[B] And you'd never have to [Gb] take the trash out.
[Db] If you happened to be poor and a dude.
[B] You could buy a [Gb] grenade to Starbucks.
[Db] And take a shit right on the street.
[B] And kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to [Bb] hear her say.
If I [Eb] was a king.
Woah!
Here comes the gorgeous, you [Ab] little_ Ahh! _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] Come on, the monkey pen's getting light.
And I'm gonna [Ab] tell them all to suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
_ [Ebm] _ Legalize masturbation.
At every strip joint in the nation.
[Eb] And the minimum cup size would have to be a double D.
Oh [D] yeah.
[Eb] But [Bb] if you are rich, you wouldn't have to use your _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
hair.
_ [B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] Megan Fox would [Eb] be my queen.
[B] But still fuck [Gb] Chrissy Brinkley.
[Db] An Asian girl of the best extent.
_ [B] I'd execute [Gb] One Direction.
[Db] And drop a nuke on the [Eb] Middle East.
[B] But I'd take the offer so we wouldn't have to [Bb] fail instead.
If I [Eb] was a king.
_ _ [B] _ [Bb]
If I [Eb] was a king.
_ _ [B] _
If I [Eb] was a king. _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ _ I [Bb] got something _ [Eb] to tell you man.
_ [Bb] _ If I was a king, I would give myself a bitchin' crown.
[Eb] And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael [Bb] Starr.
_ [Eb] I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne.
[Bb] And then I'd go into town.
In a big stretch armor with a hot tub [Eb] and a bar.
_ _ _ [B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] I'd walk [Eb] close for chess.
[B] So you could see if they [Gb] shaved their pussies.
[Db] Or if they were hiding dicks.
[B] I'd lower the [Gb] drinking age.
[Db] So little kids could [Eb] get drunk too.
[B] And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a [Bb] wig.
If I was a king.
_ _ [Eb] That'd be fucking [A] nice, right?
_ [Bb] I'd knock down all the schools.
[Eb] Put up liquor stores.
Give free jobs to the strippers and the [Bb] whores.
_ Buy long cotton sand [Eb] mills.
Feed the homeless to the whales.
And if you didn't like steel, bam, you [Abm] gonna die.
_ _ [B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] I'd make beer the [Eb] official food.
[B] And you'd never have to [Gb] take the trash out.
[Db] If you happened to be poor and a dude.
[B] You could buy a [Gb] grenade to Starbucks.
[Db] And take a shit right on the street.
[B] And kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to [Bb] hear her say.
If I [Eb] was a king.
Woah!
Here comes the gorgeous, you [Ab] little_ Ahh! _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] Come on, the monkey pen's getting light.
And I'm gonna [Ab] tell them all to suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
_ [Ebm] _ Legalize masturbation.
At every strip joint in the nation.
[Eb] And the minimum cup size would have to be a double D.
Oh [D] yeah.
[Eb] But [Bb] if you are rich, you wouldn't have to use your _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
hair.
_ [B] If I [Gb] was a king, [Db] Megan Fox would [Eb] be my queen.
[B] But still fuck [Gb] Chrissy Brinkley.
[Db] An Asian girl of the best extent.
_ [B] I'd execute [Gb] One Direction.
[Db] And drop a nuke on the [Eb] Middle East.
[B] But I'd take the offer so we wouldn't have to [Bb] fail instead.
If I [Eb] was a king.
_ _ [B] _ [Bb]
If I [Eb] was a king.
_ _ [B] _
If I [Eb] was a king. _ _ _ _ _
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