Asian Hooker Chords by Steel Panther

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[Eb] _ [Gb] I'm in [Db] Tokyo, _ _ _
[Eb] _ [Gb] I'm looking for [Bb] _ her _
[Eb] I've [Gb] tried the scars [Db] of love, _ but I don't
see the type [Bb] I _ need, [Eb] no [Gb] I'm on vacation, [Db] _ _ girl, [Eb] I'm [Gb] taking her far
[Bb] _ away _
[Eb] A [Gb] rapper turned [Db] her on, long my city, [B] and
the beast is on [Bb] her knees, [Eb] yeah _ _ Smells _ [Ab] _ _
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[A] like suit, [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
Asian _ [Abm] hooker
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[Gb] I'm little [Db] motherfucker, _ _ _ [Eb] _
Asian _ [Bb] _ [Gb] hooker [B] You're a dirty [Gb] little _ [Db] _ [Bb] cocksucker
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[B] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ _ _
[B] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [A] _ _ [Eb] _
[Gb] I'm a tough [Db] career, _ _ [Eb] broke [Gb] I was [Bb] gonorrhea [Eb] _ _ _
[Gb] Now I [Db] totally figured it out, [B] that's why
it hurts when I [Bb] go pee, [Gb] _ [Eb] shit [Gb] I feel like [Ab] a _ jerk, [Eb] _
[Gb] touch me, thing [Bb] won't
_ work, [Eb] no [Gb] It's like I [Db] got punks in the North [B] by a dude
who knows [Bb] Tai Chi, _ _ [Eb] _ _
smells _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gb] _ like suit, [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ebm] _ Asian _ [Bb] _ [Gb] hooker _
[B] I'm little [Db] motherfucker, _ _ _
[Eb] _ Asian _ [Bbm] _ hooker [B] You're a dirty [Gb] little _ [Db] cocksucker
[Bb] _ _
_ _ Asian hooker
_ [Gb] Hey, _
[Bb] _ _ _ [B] I'm the man _ [Db] with a plan _ [D] I'm fuckin' going to [Ebm] Japan
_ [Db] Gonna spend a couple [Gb] grand Just [F] fuckin' hookers in [Bb] the can
Fuck [B] the rest of [Db] the band I'm [D] fuckin' going to [Eb] Asia
Do [F] some jokes and get [Gb] insane _ [A] I'm fuckin' going off these [Bb] lines
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[B] _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Eb] Asian hooker _ _ _ [B] I'm [Gb] little [Db] motherfucker
_ Asian [Ebm] _ _ _ _
hooker _ [B] You're a dirty [Gb] little _
[Db] cocksucker
[Bb] I'm [Eb] _ Asian _
[Ebm] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ hookers _ _ _ _ Let's all start Asian _
_ _ _ Let's start some hookers _
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