Pretzel Logic Chords by Steely Dan

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[A] I would love [Am] to tour the [F] Southland In a traveling minstrel [D] show
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_ [Em] I'd [Dm] love to tour the Southland [Dm] In a traveling [A] minstrel [Am] show
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Yes [D] I'm [E] gonna be a star [C] and make [G] them [Bm] laugh
Sound [A] just like a record [D] on a [G] photograph
[Bm] Those days [E] are gone [A] forever [C] over [D] a [G] long time [C] ago
_ [F] Oh yeah _ Hey, [G] _ _ _ [F#m] hey!
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_ [A] _ [D] _ [Am] I [A] have [D] never met [Am]
Napoleon
_ [F] But I plan to find the [D] time
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[A] I [D] _ [Am] _ have [G] never [Dm] met Napoleon
_ [E] [Dm] But I plan to [A] find the [D] [Am] time
[A] Yes I do
[Am] Cause [Bm] he looked [E] so fine [Am] up on [G] that hill
[Bm] They [E] tell me he was lonely, [Am] he's lonely [G] still
[D] Those [E] days are [A] gone forever [C] over [D] a [C] long time ago _
[F] Oh yeah
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_ _ _ up on the [F] platform, the man came to see the news
[Am] He said, you must be joking son, where did [Bm] you get [C] those [A] shoes?
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[G] _ [F] did you get those [D] shoes?
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[Bm] _ [Am] Well [D] I've seen them on [E] the TV, [C] the movie [D] show
They [E] say the times are [Am] changing but I just [D] don't know
[Bm] These [E] things are gone [A] forever [C]
[D] over a [C] long time ago
Oh [F] yeah
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yeah
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