Chords for Stephen Lynch | "Special Ed" | w/ Lyrics

[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ When I was a boy of ten, I had a very special friend
And [B] was kind [A] with good intent, [Bm] but just a little [E] _
different
[A] Oh, [D] special head, [Em] his mama dropped him, dropped [A] him on his [E] head
Now he's [A] not so bright _ [Bm] instead, [E] he's a little [A] bit fresher _ _
Just a little bit special _ _
We'd _ _ play tag and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math and the spelling bee
[Bm] And liked [E] talking to a tree, [A] oh, special [B] head
[Em] His mama-mama dropped him, [A] dropped him on his [Em] head
Now [E] she keeps him [A] where?
In [Em] the shed!
Cause he's a little [A] bit special _ _ _
_ _ I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ran track, hung out [D] in [A] malls
And ran head first into _ walls
I had girly girls in lots of [Bm] clothes
And had [E] names for all his toes
Like Terry and Terry and Jerry and Barry and Ronnie and Bobby and Ricky and Mike
And if I love a [A] girl who cares, who do you like, and [D] special [Bm] head
_ [Em] _ _ [A] _
_ [D] _ _ [E] Now he thinks [A] he's a [D] piece of [Em] bread
Cause he's a little [A] bit special
_ I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
thought college life was great
It could count from one to two _
_ I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ liked people and the party scene
[Bm] _ And was [E] scared of the vacuum [A] cleaner, special [D] _
[B] head
[E] His mama-mama dropped him, [A] dropped him on his [Bm]
head
[Em] Now he thinks [A] he can [D] drive his bed
Cause he's [E] a [A] little bit special _ _ _
Just a little [C#] bit
One [D] day talking to [A] special [C#] head
He grabbed [D] a brick [A] and he swung it my [C#] head
And as [A] he laughed at me, that's when I [C#] knew
That special [D]
head [E] just made me [A] special too _ _
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_ _ _ _ I'm strong like Hulk!
_ _ _ My shoes hurt! _ _
Mr.
Show, now I laugh as I count bucks
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me, head is fine
[Bm] Yeah, he's a fucking [E] _
Einstein
[A] Oh, special head and [Bm] me
[E] Now we're not [A] right [D] in the head, you see
[E] Now we're not so, not [A] so right
But [D] instead, [E] we're a little [A] bit [D] special
_ [Bm] _
[E] Just a little [A] bit _ [D] special
That [E] fucker head [A] made me [D] special
_ [Bm] _
[E] Just a little [D] bit _ _ _
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Just a little bit _ Everybody _ _ _ Special
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