The Christmas Can-Can Chords by Straight No Chaser

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[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
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_ _ _ [D] Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear,
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping!
Christmas, Christmas time is here, the sleigh bells and red-nosed deer,
Songs and songs we [G#m] love to hear, all [G] played a thousand [D] times each year!
Heard this same song twenty times
And it's only _ Halloween
_ It's not even cold outside
Christmas, Christmas time is here
And Christmas [B] songs you love [A] to hear
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer
But [D#m] mostly shopping, [G] shopping, shopping
Christmas [D] _
season's starting sooner every year
It's [A] October, stores with plastic Christmas trees
_ Ransack the mall, shop until [D] you lose your mind
Spike [C#] the eggnog, sit back and [F#] watch Rudolph
Tiny hands, [A] Rudolph tricks, or [D] Charlie with his time _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] It's time to do [G] the Christmas can-can
If [D] you can't get a dance, [G] well that's okay
Not going [Am] to do the kick [G]-butt
All [D] you need is [G] a tree, some lights, about [D] a thousand
Presents wrapped [G] up in paper snow
Run [D] to your closet, [G] find your Christmas [D] sweater
Screaming carols all [G] the way _
_ _ Made [D] all the way [G] to California
_ [D] It's the Christmas can-can, [G] hollerin' to Christmas day
[D] It's the most wonderful time of year
We're [D] running mad with Christmas cheer
Hey, what's troubling you, my [A] friend?
It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish
Not fair [B] if you're Jewish, Jewish
Dreidel, dreidel, [G#] dreidel, I made it out of [D] clay
You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday
[G] Hey, he's right, who made these laws?
Look, wait, here [A] comes Santa Claus
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, [D] Santa, Santa
Hey, [A] Santa, [D] do the can-can
Help a [A] big can-can join in [D] the parade
I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food
All [A] you need [D] is a tree, some lights, [A] about a thousand
Presents wrapped up in [D] paper snow
Run [A] to your [D] closet, find your Christmas [A] sweater
Screaming carols [D] all the way _ _ _
Friends, all the way to _ Indiana
[A] It's the Christmas can-can, [D] that's the end
[C#] Wait, before [G] our ending, [A] we should share [D] this holiday
[C#] Have a [G] nagila, [A] happy [D] Hanukkah to you
A happy Hanukkah to you, a happy Hanukkah to you
A merry Christmas, _ Hanukkah, and also
Wanza, merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah
And merry _ _ Wanza _ too
_ _ _ _ [D#] Oh _