Chords for Stretchin' Out (In a Rubber Band)

_ _ Hallelujah!
They call me Casper. _
[G] Not the friendly ghost, _ but the holy [D] ghost.
[E] Hey!
[D] And [C#m] I'm here [G] _ to make the shouts. _
[D] Glory be to the one who knows what the Bronx is [E] about, [D] y'all.
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ [E] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [Em]
Man.
Like [D] a rubber [G] bubble, _ [D] only [G] if you can still feel the music _ [D] of my [G] rubber band, I'm [Bm] gonna hit you with a one.
_ _ _ [G] _
_ And glory be to the Bronx [D] only, [Em]
because [Bm] dang, this is Casper here, and I'm calling short distance, baby.
[D] I'm gonna hit you with [G] a one on the front.
_ [D] _
Move!
[G] We're stretching out, hanging loose in a rubber band.
_ We're stretching out, grabbing phones from [Em] across the land.
Watch [A] out now, baby.
[Em] We're stretching out, [D] watching TV and here's real.
[G] We're stretching out, and the real [A] young dogs are here.
[D] _ So you unfunky [Bm] fools, let me come out my [G] sheet, _ [D] so you can see what I'm _ [E] doing.
[F#] Dang!
[G] _ _ Party, baby! _ _
[E] _ [D] _ _ _ Holy jizz!
[G] _
Stretching out, _ _ baby!
Y'all just give me room now.
_ _ Y'all all over me.
Watch out!
_ _ _ [Bm] Oh, getting nasty on you, baby.
_ [G] _ _ _ Don't scare the punk [A] out of you.
[Em] Oh, _ [Bm] glory be to [G] Bronx only.
_ _ Gotta get it, baby.
[D] _ _ [Em] _
_ [Bm] You ain't nothing but a hound dog. _
Oh, crying, baby.
[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] Oh, _ _ this is Casper here.
[D] I just want to whisper in [E] your ear.
I'm [F#] calling short distance, baby.
From [Em] me to you with a friendly boom.
[E] That's all, baby.
_ _ [D] _
[Bm] That's a friendly [F#] boom.
_ _ [Em] _ [Bm] _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [D] _ Oh, play on, brother.
[C] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [F#] _
[C] Liquid, baby.
[D] _ [Bm] Oh, [G#] [G] stretching.
[F#] _ [C] _ _ [D] Oh! _ _
Come on, y'all!
_ Do you? _ _
Gotta shake some of this [Em] funk, baby.
_ [Bm] Come _ [G] on, y'all!
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Oh, my name is Casper. _
_ [G] _ _ [A] Kinda [D] friendly when I'm with her.
[G] _
_ _ [E] _ [D] And I'm funky otherwise.
[G] _ _
_ _ _ [D] Oh, glory be!
_ [G] _
_ _ [A] _ Hold [Bm] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _
[D#] _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _ [F#] _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D#] _ [G] _ _ _ [E] _ [F#] _ _ _
[G] on.
_ [E] _ [G] _ _ _ _
[Bm] I feel so good being able to talk to you [C] right now.
[F#] _ _
_ [A] _ _ [F#] _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [B] [A] Mmm!
[F#] Gonna get nasty now. _ _
[D] Hallelujah!
[G] _ They call me Casper.
The friendly ghost.
I'm the only ghost, baby.
[D] Watch out, I got under your [Am] skin because of this.
[G] _ Watch out, now!
Let me do [A] something.
You let the cat out [D] of the bag, baby.
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [C]
[D] I'm gonna rape some punk, ho.
I gotta come out my sheet
and let you see what I'm doing.
Hey, all you innocent bystanders,
[A] come in and meet them in [D] here.
[G] _ _ That's what we like to do.
[Em] _
_ _ _ Come up under my [D] sheet, baby. _
[G] Party!
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [E] _ You gotta shoot yourself.
[G] You can't fuck your mama. _
[F#] What you [G] got?
_ Shoot yourself!
[Em] _ _
[D] We're stretching out,
trying to hang loose in a ravel band.
[G] We're stretching out,
we're spreading funk all across the land.
We're stretching out,
we're trying to shoot and be real.
We're stretching out,
and we're gonna [D] dance.
Hey, hey!
[G] _ Oh, not so mean. _
You want some? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ It's not a razor farm.
[G] Go in there, you.
_ _ You better get a good knife, baby.
_ Get a good [D] knife, you,
[G] or you're waiting to get grounded.
_ _ [D] You better [A]
[D] get [G] grounded.
Get grounded.
_ [Em] _ Get grounded.
Oh!
We're stretching out,
trying to hang loose in a rail band.
We're stretching out,
we're trying to shoot and be [D] real.
We're [G] stretching out
and we're trying to shoot [E] and be real.
[G] We're stretching out,
_ _ Hello, ladies, it's Casper again, calling short distance business. _
Just a minute.
_ Put the microphone to the speaker, ladies.
Talk with me.
Don't put me on hold.
Put me on your [Em] radio.
[G] I'm talking to you, baby.
I love you, baby.
Uh. _
Uh. _ _ _ _ _ _ _