Stupid Chords by Brendan Maclean

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_ _ If you weren't so stupid I [D] could've loved you
_ _ And if you [Am] weren't so stupid _ _ But you're [C] pretty _ stupid _ _ _ _
[G] _ And if you weren't so busy I [D] could've loved you
But _ _ you work [Am] in an _ office _ And you've got [C] other _ offers _ _ _
[G] Tell me what is his name now What is his name
[D] I'm excited to hear the news _ [Am] Tell me what is his name now
What [C] does it say about you _ But [G] let's not _ [D] be friends _ _
[Am] _ Or else this [C] will never end [G] Let's not _ [D] be friends
For _
[Am] sure, _ [C] for sure _ _
[G] _ And if you weren't so ugly
I [D] could've loved you _ _ It's something [Am] I tell myself
When I'm down to [C] get high _ Lord, _ _
[G] _ if you made me a coffee
I could've loved you _ _ And I'd make [Am] you hot chocolate
_ And anything [C] you _ wanted _ Tell [G] me who is invited
So fucking delighted [D] To see all the boys you see
Tell [Am] me why don't I fight it What does it say [C] about me
_ [Cm] _ _ But [G] let's not _ be [D] friends _ _
[Am] _ Or else this [C] will never end
[G] Let's not _ be [D] friends For _
[Am] sure, for [C] sure
We'd [G] adopt, _ _ _ _ we'd [Am] _ adopt _ [C] _ _ I'd [G] have all the things he's [Am] got
_ _ [C] _ _ But I'm [G] not _ So [D] _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ let's [G] stop, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ pretend
_ _ [Am] _ That there'll be [C] a happy end [G] Let's not be [D] friends
For [Am] sure, _ [C] for sure We'd [G] adopt, _
[D] _ _ _ we'd [Am] adopt _ _
[C] _ _ _ I'd [G] have all [D] the things _ [Am] he's got _
_ [C] _ _ [Bm] But I'm not
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