Chords for Sublime - Smoke Two Joints (Official Music Video)

[Bb] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ She was living in a single [Em] room with three other individuals.
One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.
God only knows what they were up to in there.
And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all [B] four
of them habitually smoke marijuana [Bb] cigarettes.
_ Reefers.
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[Gm] _ [Ab] _ [A] _ _ [A] _ _ [F] _ _
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[G] _ [Ab] _ [A] I smoke two joints in the morning.
[C] I smoke two joints at [G] night.
[A] I smoke two joints in the afternoon.
[F] It makes me feel all [G] right.
[A] I smoke two joints in time [G] of peace and to end time of war.
[A] I smoke two joints before I smoke two [F] joints and then I smoke more.
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No!
_ _ _ [C] _ No!
[G] I _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke [F] two joints in the afternoon.
[G] _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [F] Smoke cigarettes till the [G] day she dies.
[A] _ _ _ [F] Smoke some [G] potions till the [A] day _ _ [F] she dies.
Smoke cigarettes till the day [G] she [Am] dies.
Smoke some potions till the day she dies.
[F] Easy working fuckers.
[A] Hell [Am] no!
Daddy, he once told me, son, you [C] be hard working, man.
[Gm] [E] And mama, she once told me, son, you [F] do the best you can.
[D] But then one day, I met a [F] man who came to me and said, yeah, [G] [F] I work good and I work fine,
[E] but first take care of head.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Whoa, whoa, whoa.
God made the knife.
Oh, damn sake.
_ Whoa, whoa, _ _ _ _ _ whoa.
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[A] _ _ [E] _ _ One, two, boom!
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[F] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] Two joints in the morning, [G] [F] but I never can get it right.
[A] If I can't find the phone, [F] I'll look where I hid it [G] last night.
[Am] If I hid it from my posse, his name was Tim.
[F] He is this, he proms coffee [E] strong, oh.
And everywhere he [A] go, yes, he bring me glow sticks.
[F] And if he wanna party, say he go [G] like this.
[Am] Say I got a little masuki, I'll be back.
[F] And if I wanna smoke it, you will make you feel alright.
[A] But you know, you smoke that shit, you [F] gon' rhyme on [E] time.
You gon' rhyme, fuck, wait, shit.
[F] [D] All you do is get sick of it.
I get [A] back down.
I wanna know what's up.
[F] Tell me why you gotta do that shit so far.
Hey! Hey! _
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_ [A] _ _ [E] _ Booyah!
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