Chords for Talkin' Bronc Ballet Blues
Tempo:
101.25 bpm
Chords used:
A
E
D
B
F#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D] [A]
[D] [E]
[A]
At a hack [D] stable or a branding pen, [E] any place you might find some bowlegged [A] men, ask any old hand, he's bound to [E] say he's got the answer to the bronc [A] valet.
If your pony breaks in two, [E] there are certain things a fella needs to [A] do.
If you follow his advice right down to [E] the letter, your buck off average is bound to [A] get better.
[D] The only problem is you [E] can't find two and a thousand of them who'll tell you [A] the same thing.
There's those who'll tell you it's in your seat, [E] and the way a fella holds his feet, you [A] gotta sit back a little and drop your heels, [E] try it one time son, see how it feels.
[A] Others say [D] the thing to do is [E] jerk him sideways a time or two, pull [A] his head around to the [E] left or the right and break his momentum, he'll give up the [A] fight.
[D] Oh yeah, [E] don't forget to stay [A] loose.
[E] [A]
Others [D] say to rake some fur, [E] get aggressive, use your spurs, [A] just jab them gut [D] hooks into his side [E] and bust him into a run, it's easier [B] to ride.
Probably won't go through a fence.
[E] Stay relaxed now, don't get [A] tense, and if he happens to run you up underneath a [E] tree, remember decapitation is preferable to a buck off, cause that can be [A] embarrassing.
[D] Don't worry part, I [E] bet they can sew that ear back on.
[A] [D] [E]
[A] Some call it shameful [D] to grab the horn, others say there is no scorn.
For those of [A] us who have to go pulling leather, because [E] staying aboard is always [A] better.
Problem is it happens way too [E] fast, ain't got a chance to grab your slack.
[A] Gives a [D] grunt, he leaves the ground, [E] farts you off, [A] and drags you around.
[D]
It's hard to [F#m] catch your [E] breath when that happens.
[A]
[E] [A] Thing is the guys that tell you this stuff, they kind of like it when things get rough.
[A] Say they don't want you [D] to break your neck, but [E] they do enjoy watching a good wreck.
They've [A] been bucked off themselves [D] a time or two, [E] ain't about to make it any easier for you, and [A] the secret they're keeping to [D] themselves of course,
[E] the best way to handle a snorty horse, is to let some other idiot ride in.
[A] [D] If you see your stirrups slapped [E] together above the saddle horn, you're probably [A] bucked off.
[D] [G#] [A]
[D] [E]
[A]
At a hack [D] stable or a branding pen, [E] any place you might find some bowlegged [A] men, ask any old hand, he's bound to [E] say he's got the answer to the bronc [A] valet.
If your pony breaks in two, [E] there are certain things a fella needs to [A] do.
If you follow his advice right down to [E] the letter, your buck off average is bound to [A] get better.
[D] The only problem is you [E] can't find two and a thousand of them who'll tell you [A] the same thing.
There's those who'll tell you it's in your seat, [E] and the way a fella holds his feet, you [A] gotta sit back a little and drop your heels, [E] try it one time son, see how it feels.
[A] Others say [D] the thing to do is [E] jerk him sideways a time or two, pull [A] his head around to the [E] left or the right and break his momentum, he'll give up the [A] fight.
[D] Oh yeah, [E] don't forget to stay [A] loose.
[E] [A]
Others [D] say to rake some fur, [E] get aggressive, use your spurs, [A] just jab them gut [D] hooks into his side [E] and bust him into a run, it's easier [B] to ride.
Probably won't go through a fence.
[E] Stay relaxed now, don't get [A] tense, and if he happens to run you up underneath a [E] tree, remember decapitation is preferable to a buck off, cause that can be [A] embarrassing.
[D] Don't worry part, I [E] bet they can sew that ear back on.
[A] [D] [E]
[A] Some call it shameful [D] to grab the horn, others say there is no scorn.
For those of [A] us who have to go pulling leather, because [E] staying aboard is always [A] better.
Problem is it happens way too [E] fast, ain't got a chance to grab your slack.
[A] Gives a [D] grunt, he leaves the ground, [E] farts you off, [A] and drags you around.
[D]
It's hard to [F#m] catch your [E] breath when that happens.
[A]
[E] [A] Thing is the guys that tell you this stuff, they kind of like it when things get rough.
[A] Say they don't want you [D] to break your neck, but [E] they do enjoy watching a good wreck.
They've [A] been bucked off themselves [D] a time or two, [E] ain't about to make it any easier for you, and [A] the secret they're keeping to [D] themselves of course,
[E] the best way to handle a snorty horse, is to let some other idiot ride in.
[A] [D] If you see your stirrups slapped [E] together above the saddle horn, you're probably [A] bucked off.
[D] [G#] [A]
Key:
A
E
D
B
F#m
A
E
D
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ At a hack [D] stable or a branding pen, [E] any place you might find some bowlegged [A] men, ask any old hand, he's bound to [E] say he's got the answer to the bronc [A] valet.
If your pony breaks in two, [E] there are certain things a fella needs to [A] do.
If you follow his advice right down to [E] the letter, your buck off average is bound to [A] get better.
_ _ _ [D] The only problem is you [E] can't find two and a thousand of them who'll tell you [A] the same thing.
_ _ _ _ _ There's those who'll tell you it's in your seat, [E] and the way a fella holds his feet, you [A] gotta sit back a little and drop your heels, [E] try it one time son, see how it feels.
[A] Others say [D] the thing to do is [E] jerk him sideways a time or two, pull [A] his head around to the [E] left or the right and break his momentum, he'll give up the [A] fight. _
_ _ [D] _ Oh yeah, _ [E] don't forget to stay [A] loose.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ Others [D] say to rake some fur, [E] get aggressive, use your spurs, [A] just jab them gut [D] hooks into his side [E] and bust him into a run, it's easier [B] to ride.
Probably won't go through a fence.
[E] Stay relaxed now, don't get [A] tense, and if he happens to run you up underneath a [E] tree, remember decapitation is preferable to a buck off, cause that can be [A] embarrassing. _
_ _ [D] _ Don't worry part, I [E] bet they can sew that ear back on.
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ Some call it shameful [D] to grab the horn, others say there is no scorn.
For those of [A] us who have to go pulling leather, because [E] staying aboard is always [A] better.
Problem is it happens way too [E] fast, ain't got a chance to grab your slack.
[A] Gives a [D] grunt, he leaves the ground, [E] farts you off, [A] and drags you around.
_ _ _ [D] _
It's hard to [F#m] catch your [E] breath when that happens.
_ [A] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] Thing is the guys that tell you this stuff, they kind of like it when things get rough.
[A] Say they don't want you [D] to break your neck, but [E] they do enjoy watching a good wreck.
They've [A] been bucked off themselves [D] a time or two, [E] ain't about to make it any easier for you, and [A] the secret they're keeping to [D] themselves of course,
[E] the best way to handle a snorty horse, is to let some other idiot ride in.
[A] _ _ _ _ [D] If you see your stirrups slapped [E] together above the saddle horn, you're probably [A] bucked off. _
[D] _ _ [G#] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ At a hack [D] stable or a branding pen, [E] any place you might find some bowlegged [A] men, ask any old hand, he's bound to [E] say he's got the answer to the bronc [A] valet.
If your pony breaks in two, [E] there are certain things a fella needs to [A] do.
If you follow his advice right down to [E] the letter, your buck off average is bound to [A] get better.
_ _ _ [D] The only problem is you [E] can't find two and a thousand of them who'll tell you [A] the same thing.
_ _ _ _ _ There's those who'll tell you it's in your seat, [E] and the way a fella holds his feet, you [A] gotta sit back a little and drop your heels, [E] try it one time son, see how it feels.
[A] Others say [D] the thing to do is [E] jerk him sideways a time or two, pull [A] his head around to the [E] left or the right and break his momentum, he'll give up the [A] fight. _
_ _ [D] _ Oh yeah, _ [E] don't forget to stay [A] loose.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ Others [D] say to rake some fur, [E] get aggressive, use your spurs, [A] just jab them gut [D] hooks into his side [E] and bust him into a run, it's easier [B] to ride.
Probably won't go through a fence.
[E] Stay relaxed now, don't get [A] tense, and if he happens to run you up underneath a [E] tree, remember decapitation is preferable to a buck off, cause that can be [A] embarrassing. _
_ _ [D] _ Don't worry part, I [E] bet they can sew that ear back on.
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ Some call it shameful [D] to grab the horn, others say there is no scorn.
For those of [A] us who have to go pulling leather, because [E] staying aboard is always [A] better.
Problem is it happens way too [E] fast, ain't got a chance to grab your slack.
[A] Gives a [D] grunt, he leaves the ground, [E] farts you off, [A] and drags you around.
_ _ _ [D] _
It's hard to [F#m] catch your [E] breath when that happens.
_ [A] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] Thing is the guys that tell you this stuff, they kind of like it when things get rough.
[A] Say they don't want you [D] to break your neck, but [E] they do enjoy watching a good wreck.
They've [A] been bucked off themselves [D] a time or two, [E] ain't about to make it any easier for you, and [A] the secret they're keeping to [D] themselves of course,
[E] the best way to handle a snorty horse, is to let some other idiot ride in.
[A] _ _ _ _ [D] If you see your stirrups slapped [E] together above the saddle horn, you're probably [A] bucked off. _
[D] _ _ [G#] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _