Bejeweled chords

[Ab] Oh, this is some of her best work.
That's disgusting.
What is that?
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[Cm] No, I'm sorry my dudes, he's gonna choose me.
[Db] I even contoured my abs with the mud from the hot pan [Ab] outside, so . Well, I bought diamond nipple tassels, so . Well, I'll be poisoning all the other maidens in the village.
[Db] Yes, yes, yes!.
[Ab].
But they're changing it this year.
So instead of just showing up at the ball looking hot, you have to enter a talent competition.
And if [Db] you win, you get the keys to your [Ab] own castle!.
And a marriage proposal from the prince!.
[Db] [Fm] .
I simply adore [Eb] a proposal.
The single most defining thing a lady could hope to achieve in her lifetime.
[Ab] The prize of all prizes.
Look how many [Eb] mommies received.
[Ab] Well, we all know [Db] who's not coming tonight.
That [Ab] weasel down there cleaning up my sick from last night.
You must clean my bed pot next.
You honestly have to do this [Eb] entire verbal abuse thing [Db] every time you leave the house.
Shut up, wench!.
Stop it!.
You [Ab] smell!.
Nobody cares!.
Speak [Db] not, tired, tacky wench.
Clean!.
[Fm] Ugh, ladies, worry not.
[Eb] Even if she were allowed to go, which she [Ab] is not.
The prince would never have anything [Db] to do with that little harlot again.
He tired of [Fm] her quite quickly, didn't he?.
Or [Eb] should I say swiftly?.
There it is.
That joke never gets old.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
[Db] You're welcome.
Lest we forget, [Ab] you've been [Eb] exiled here.
[Db] You're not going anywhere anytime [Ab] soon.
Certainly not [Eb] the ball.
[Db] Now girls, let's get many, many [Fm] jokes!.
Oh, yes!.
[Eb] Bye!.
[Ab] Bye, snake!.
Have fun being exiled, stinky!.
I'm gonna be hungover.
[Dbm] I'm gonna drink a bunch of [D] different drinks [Eb] and I'm gonna be hungover.
[G] [C] .
Baby [G] love, I think I've been a little too kind.
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Didn't notice you walking all over my peace of [A] mind.
[Gm] And the shoes I gave you as a present, wouldn't [C] someone [D] burst?.
Only [A] works when you're in their top five.
[Gm] .
[F] And by the way, [G] I'm going out tonight.
[C] .
Best believe I'm still [Dm] bejeweled [G] when I walk in the room.
I can still make the whole [C] day shimmer.
And when I [D] meet the band, [Am] they ask, do you have a man?.
Look, it's just [G] they don't [C] remember.
[Am] Familiarity breeds content, so put me in the basement.
When I [G] want the pent-up of your [C] heart, diamonds [Dm] in [Am] my eyes.
I polish [G] up real, I polish [C] up real nice.
[G] [C] .
[G] [C] .
Baby [D] boy, I think I've been too good [Am] of a girl.
[G] Too good of a [C] girl.
Did all [D] the extra credit, then got [Am] graded on a curve.
[G] I think it's time to teach [C] some lessons.
I need you in my [Dm] world, have you heard of?.
I [Am] can reclaim the [G] land.
And I'll [C] miss you, but I miss Barclay.
Best believe I'm still [Dm] bejeweled when I walk [Am] in the room.
I can still [G] make the whole day shimmer.
[C] And when I [D] meet the band, [Am] they ask, do you have a man?.
I guess they [G] say I [C] don't remember.
[Am] Familiarity breeds content, so put me in the basement.
When I [G] want the pent-up of your [C] heart, diamonds [Dm] in my [Am] eyes.
[C] I polish up real, I polish up real nice.
[G] .
[C] .
Sapphire tears on my face, sadness became my whole sky.
The song I said my aura's moonstone just gives me high.
I'ma dance all night, and you can try to change [G] my mind.
But you might [C] have to wait in line.
What's a girl gonna do?.
A [G] diamond's gotta be .
[C] the [Dm] stupid jewel.
[Am] When I walk in the room, I can still [G] make the whole day shimmer.
[C] And when I [Dm] meet the band, they ask, do you [Am] have a man?.
I guess they [G] say I [C] don't remember.
[Am] Familiarity breeds content, so put me in the basement.
When I [G] want the pent-up of your [C] heart, diamonds in my [Am] eyes.
I polish [C] up real, I polish up real nice.
I'ma dance [Dm] all night, [Am] and you can try to change [G] my mind.
But you might [C] have to wait in line.
What's a girl gonna [Am] do?.
It's a girl and [C] you.
I polish up real nice.
I can leave a [Am] stupid jewel.
When I walk in the room, I can still [C] make the whole day shimmer.
[B] [Em] [D] [G] [C] [Gb] .
[Em] [D] [G] .
[C] [Em] [C] .
[N] [G] .
[Am] [G] [D] .
[C] [G] [C] .