Chords for Tech N9ne - Blunt and a Hoe ft. MURS, Ubiquitous

[F] _ _ _ _ [Bm] [E] IRS took all my money, I was a stupid kid
Cause I didn't pay taxes when shit was lucrative
So I had to start over, good thing I shoot this shit
Off enough to not take me away to do big shit
So I still have to say that I'm straight building
But it really hurts when the government take millions
Even when Shady had two ladies to make children
The same time [N] when they do college you break scrillion
So you think of doing the shit that be unearthly
So be sure your daughter stay steady and up in Berkeley
Money be the problem but other things here to curse me
Hurt my girl so much she now doing the shit to hurt me
White beach heated after I didn't speed it
My life is a red hot chili pepper I eat it
Like I'm Anthony Kiedis I'm heated
So just like a man I resort to my penis
So check it out I got a blonde
I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
So I'm about to get drunk
Sitting right on top of me with that incredible wump
So check it out I got a blonde
I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
So I'm about to get drunk
Sitting right on top of me with that incredible wump
So check it out
I used to have this festival called Pay Dues
But I never fully got paid dude
The IRS thought they think I did
And now they after they kids shit
And I'm the only one in my household that go to work
Ain't getting no pussy so now [G] I got a jerk
Feeling like a jerk and that ain't ever gonna work
Playing positive but ain't getting none of the [E] perks
What to do when your IG popping off
Snapchat got the gym rat panties dropping off
Saying all she want is his dick
Whether it's hard or soft
Closest I been to [Gb] pussy is fish [Bm] sticks and tartar sauce
And I ain't trying to be no murder boss
Fuck around and she done pissed Nick Carter [B] off
This nigga tech got me high
Now I finally got a good alibi
So check it out I got a [N] blonde
I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
So I'm about to get drunk
Sitting right on top of me with that incredible wump
So check it out I got a blonde
I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
So I'm about to get drunk
Sitting right on top of me with that incredible wump
So check it out
I got a chick out of town always giving me stuff
She stay mad as a fuck cause I don't visit enough
So she called me to cuss
I don't know what it was but something that I does
Got him falling in love
So we on the phone beefing and she crying to me
Like you be high you be fly but you be lying to me
True she dying to [B] see where I was and what happened
Studying social media she trying to catch him
Bad bitch caught him off [N] guard with the condom off
Let it hit now my dick feel like it falling off
Sperm when I thought him off
Burning like a molotov
Word to my mama I'm disturbed [G] like a lot of broad
That's word to mother son I cut her off
Maybe she make me cum a lot but I cum at a cost
I got a girl I [E] love and I lost we'll never reconcile
She play me like a pawn for the record
So check it [C] out I got a blonde
I ain't [N] bout to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
So I'm about [B] to get [G] drunk
Sitting right [Abm] on top of me with that incredible wump
So check it out I got a blonde
I ain't bout to spend my whole [Ab] day stuck in the funk
So [N] I'm about to get drunk
Sitting right on top [Am] of me with that incredible wump
So check [Bm] it out
_ [B] Oh man
[D] _ Boss man, boss man I told you
I don't smoke man you know I don't do this shit
_ Hey y'all hear that
Is that my phone _ Hold on Hello _ Hey babe [N] _ Hold on
Hey y'all do I sound high
Gonna _ get me a divorce man
_ [E] _
Hold on babe I'll call you right _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ back
[B] _ _ _ _