Chords for Ted Leo & The Pharmacists - "Bottled In Cork" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

_ Okay, _ next order of business, new band t-shirt colors.
Marty?
Green.
James?
_ Green.
Chris?
Green.
_ Green works for me, we're agreed, and that is the last item on the docket. _ _
_ Pardon me, gentlemen, but I think that is hardly the last item on your docket.
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Take a whispering class.
My name is Reginald Van Vorst, and I am quite possibly your savior.
Let me ask you a question. _ _
_ Do you wish your music to be immortal?
_ _ Yes.
Yes!
Yes, you do!
Then why are you releasing it on vinyl, compressed globs of goo that nobody cares about,
except people whose apartments smell? _ _
Your album, The Brutalist Bricks, is a good album.
The music is good, but it is suffocating inside this prison.
It needs to breathe free, and there's only one arena that can give it such freedom.
_ _ _ Broadway! _ _
The theater!
_ You're talking about one of those half-assed musicals
that's going to cheapen our music and embarrass everyone involved.
_ Yes!
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
A half-assed musical that cheapens what you do,
embarrasses everyone involved, and makes you all as rich as Croesus from ancient Greece! _
Very rich!
So, will you do it?
Let me answer that.
You will do it.
You must do it.
You cannot not not do it.
_ So, _ gentlemen, follow me to money!
There was a resolution [F] written from [E] the United [D] Nations law.
_ _ _ [E] Our own efforts [F] to the pressure must be [Em] escaped and [D] _ falsehood. _ _
Who [A] believed it would be [C] solved in a day?
No [A] one walked out of that [C] building on the 8th of May,
and [Am] it's her shooting on [E] our way. _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I got a message from my sister, [C] Statham Kidd.
I had tickets [F] to Copenhagen to see [C] how she did.
My head could stop on [F] a conager, they called [C] me a skid.
No [Am] other chance for romance, international sweat [C] hits.
Someone is [Am] listening on my phone, will I show up on the [C] grid?
Me, [Am] I'm just an owner.
The [Em] world full of kids, _ _ [F] egos and idiots.
A year before and we were killing, getting [C] bottled in cars.
On [F] television, Congress crying, bad reviews [C] in the park.
I toured [F] a bartender, flew her off [C] from New York.
Sometimes I passed [Am] my least resistance, gained you the [C] most.
More than trying [Am] to map the distance, up and down the East [C] Coast.
When you're in [Am] Munich making music, with your glass [Em] it's safe.
_ [F] Make it easy on your _ _ [B]
hoes, [F] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Am] over [Bb] mountains and far away.
[Dm] Judge a [C] funeral, my [Em] degrees of [C] justice still taught [Bb] my steps.
Till I see [A] that next smiling face.
[D] Little [C] Gunn will go the mighty long way.
Little Gunn [G] will go the mighty long way.
I finally made [F] it up the sweeter, to see [C] little Doug.
Some folks remember [F] our last meeting, bought [C] me no crutch.
From [F] the bartender, [C] in the 30 months.
Oh, if only [Am] I could stay a while.
What am [C] I afraid of?
All this [Am] psychic damage, if only [C] it's a meadow.
Tell the [Am] _
bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell [Am] the bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell [F] the bartender, I think I'm falling [Em] in love.
Tell [F] the bartender, I think I'm falling [Em] in love.
_ Tell the bartender, I think I'm falling [Em] in love.
_ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ Tell [Am] the bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell [Am] the bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell [F] the bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell [F] the bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell [Am] the bartender, I think I'm falling in love.
Tell the bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
[Am] Tell the bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell the [F] bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell the [F] bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell [Am] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ the [Am] bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell the [F] bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in love.
Tell the [F] _
bartender, I think I'm falling [Em] in love.
[B] Tell the bartender, I think I'm falling in love.
Tell the [Am] bartender, I think I'm falling [C] in _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ love.
Shaun [D] White, how do you feel about snowboarding immortality?
[N] _ It is possible. _
A Broadway musical.
_ _ People sing and dance about mundane things.
This is actually too much of a hassle with you. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] Yes, Captain [G] Chesley Sully Sullenberger, please.
Oh, you sound different on the phone.
_ _ _ [N] _ _