Chords for Ted Nugent on Conan O Brien 2000

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_ Man, I love that little son of a bitch!
Let's [F] clean up the language, Ted.
Now, uh_
Oh, that's right.
It's the [N] Conan Show.
That's right.
Yeah, we're not on Cinemax yet.
How you doing, son?
Nice to see you.
Yeah, I'm gonna introduce you first.
I'm sitting here, of course, with the Motor City Madman.
He has a new book called God, Guns, and Rock and Roll.
Let's welcome Ted Nugent.
Nicely done.
Thank you, sir.
Let's do the nicknames first.
Motor City Madman, [Gm] Old Hunka Ted.
[Gb] Hunka Hunka Boy Name Ted, yes.
Okay, [Em] Terrible Ted.
[Gb] Of course, my favorite, The Nuge.
The Nuge.
[N] Where do you get the nicknames?
Does someone write them for you?
Are you producing these nicknames?
Weird people on the streets of America.
I have no idea.
They call [Ab] me names, and I just respond.
[Abm] That's nice.
It's perfectly harmless.
Now, one of the most famous things about you is the loincloth.
Performing in a loincloth in the 70s.
One handsome [N] loincloth.
I have a question for you.
Is the loincloth something you can take into old age, or is that something you leave behind?
We tried a live loincloth this year, but it just wasn't working.
What do you mean?
Did you seriously?
What's a live?
Yes, we had a live badger I actually tried to wear. _
Feeding it was a_
That poor badger.
Poor badger.
Just the proximity to my man who was enough to piss off the animal rights people, [G] believe me.
Yeah.
I'm [A] sure they don't get that complaint very often.
Not [N] very often.
Actually, it was one happy badger.
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That says a lot about that [G] badger.
Yes, indeed.
You know, people don't_
I don't know who's aware.
I think our fans are aware, but I met you at your ranch last year.
We shot a remote.
And it was a grand day.
It was a grand day.
It [F] was nice.
You took me through the swamps.
We call that Conan's Swamp now, by the way.
That's going to [G] attract a lot of people.
[F] The badgers avoid it.
I call this Conan's Swamp.
[N] You took me shooting.
You did a great job.
I'm a good shot, right?
Tell the people.
Of all my gay friends, Conan's the best. _ _
_ _ Absolutely.
Why is _ this the show where I'm gay?
All right.
Let me and Joe get along good.
I don't like it. Yeah.
Well, I was very shocked because I went into a bookstore not long ago,
and I see this book, God, Guns, and Rock and Roll, Ted Nugent.
And I go, hey, I know Ted Nugent.
Pick up the book.
Yeah, my shooting buddy, my crazy pal who lives in Conan's [F] Swamp.
My swamp buddy.
And I open the book, and I'm in the book.
You're in the book, baby.
Now, don't you legally have to tell [G] somebody when you put them in the book?
I knew that you loved me.
Sammy [F] Hagar is in there.
Oh, no, it's great.
It's good company.
It's [Gm] just a shock when you don't know.
And I was like, oh, hey, I know that.
There's [N] three or four gay buddies. _ _ _
Me and the badger, yeah.
Let's talk about the box set.
I have a question for you, Ted. Yes, sir.
I have an answer.
Okay, Ted Nugent, out of control.
This [C] is the [Ab] box set cover right [D] here, okay, and it all looks fine.
There, [N] he's out of control.
Now, look at the back here. _
Ted, what the hell is going on?
And how do you think this is selling albums?
You're not a family man, are you?
That's actually a Ted Nugent Lamaze class, and I'm giving birth to a coyote.
Ah, I see.
That's coming out.
Okay. _
If I was the person _ making the box set, I'd have talked you out of that pose right there.
You've got to admit, that is one cool rock and roll photograph.
You know, we posed for that.
No, I do not have to admit that.
We took so many outtakes of that photo session, it was unbelievable.
That must be nice, looking over a whole contact sheet of a hundred of these.
I'm speaking to the masses.
The left cheek looks a little big.
No, I don't think so.
How does your wife, I met your wife.
My wife is wonderful, is she not?
Wonderful woman.
How does she handle you?
How do you handle Ted Nugent?
With a barbed [E] wire bullwhip.
No, she, you know, we fell in love and she attained me.
[N] And, you know, I'm not that crazy.
I'm only crazy when I'm scaring white people with my guitar.
Most of the time I'm just another smelly old farmer, you know.
Yeah, well, that's funny because you have this image, you seem, you know, [B] you like to act insane.
I ain't acting, man.
[N] One of the reasons I wanted to be here is because I love you madly,
but I wanted to play with my other insane actors.
Guys who play music with that kind of heart and soul, it brings out the best in us, doesn't it, gentlemen?
And you can't help yourself.
It's nice of you to sit in with them tonight.
Well, I've moved.
The music, you know, the music makes me do what I do.
The music is very inspiring.
It drives you nuts and it's good for you.
Right.
It's healthy.
It is.
Let's, you talk about in your book, I'm flipping through the book,
and you have an opinion on fat people.
Do you want to talk about that?
Tell us your philosophy on heavy people.
Well, you know, we could be funny about it [E] because fat people are kind of cute,
but it's the number one cause of death in the free world is obesity and bad diets, you know.
And I'm just a guitar player and I'm 52 years old and I'm kind of [Gm] limping and over the hill,
but my family only eats what we kill ourselves.
We eat venison and ducks and geese and quail, and it's so pure and natural and good for [Db] you.
You only eat, you don't go out and get a ring ding ever unless [Ab] you trap one in the forest?
No, in fact, I've never [N] touched alcohol, drugs, tobacco, or fast food.
My idea of fast food is an elk, you know.
All right.
You know, it's the best food in the world, Conan.
Right.
And I just think that's-
And I have to say, you served up some [Bb] venison when [G] I was there.
And I hadn't had it before.
It was awesome.
It was delicious.
Conan was making little animal noises when he was eating at my house.
It is the best food in the world.
But, and also what [F] you do is nice, just to point it out, all the food that you [Ab] get,
that you harvest, you also give to homeless shelters.
Yeah, we have [A] Ted Nugent, United Sportsmen of [Ab] America,
that literally produces over 20 million with Safari Club International, a bunch of hunting groups.
We get together, and there's so many deer running through Max's garden in New Jersey
and everywhere [A] else in America that [G] we harvest a surplus of these animals,
and we distribute this pure organic protein to homeless shelters.
We [Ab] won some awards from the Salvation [N] Army, and there's no better food in the world.
And the homeless and the needy people really appreciate the good.
You know, in venison, there's never been E.
coli, never been salmonella in a pheasant, ever.
And this is just a reminder that the good Mother Earth produces purity, man, and I eat it, and it's good for you.
I just didn't think the interview would go this way, but it did.
It's not funny enough, but, you know.
I didn't think we'd go there, but we did.
No, I just thought it [E] was worth pointing out because you and I, we don't agree on [F] certain views,
but when I went over to your [Bm] place, I thought there was a side to you that was [N] responsible,
the sharing the food with the homeless and actually having sort of a responsible take on hunting.
Yeah, it's the average.
I thought.
It's average for the hunting community, but remember, rock and roll is supposed to be irresponsible,
supposed to scare people.
I mean, it's [G] intense.
Except for ABBA.
That scared no one.
That wasn't [F] rock and roll.
Let me just mention, God's Guns and Rock and Roll is in stores now featuring my photo,
and Ted right now is going to play us out with his version, the [N] Republican version of My Way.
Ted Nugent, everybody.
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