Chords for tenacious d - fuck her gently

[D] _ This is a song [F#m] for the ladies, [Em] _ but fellas, [A] _ _ listen closely.
[D] You don't [F#m] always have to fuck her hard, [Em] in fact sometimes [A] that's not right to do.
[D] _ _ Sometimes you got to [F#m] make some love, [Em] _ and fucking give her some [A] smooches too.
[Bm] _ Sometimes you got to [G] squeeze, _
_ _ [Bm] sometimes you [Em] got to [G] say please,
_ [D] sometimes you got to [A] say hey.
_ [D] I'm gonna fuck you _ [F#m]
softly, _ [Em] _ I'm gonna screw [A] you gently,
[D] I'm gonna hump you [F#m] _
sweetly, I'm gonna [Em] ball you [A] _ _
_ [Bm] discreetly.
And then you [G] say hey I brought you [D] flowers, and then you [A] say wait a minute Sally,
[Bm] I think I [G] got something in my teeth, [Em] but you get it out for me, [A] that's fucking [D] teamwork.
_ What's your favorite [F#m] position?
_ _ [Em] That's cool with me, it's [A] not my favorite but I'll do it [D] for you.
What's your [F#m] favorite dish?
I'm [Em] not gonna cook it but I'll order it [A] from Santa Bar.
[Bm] And then I'm gonna [G] love you completely, _ [D] and then I'll fucking fuck you [A] _
discreetly,
[Bm] and then I'll fucking bone [G] you completely, but [D] then I'm [Em] gonna fuck _ [A] _ _ you [C] hard. _
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