Chords for Terry Fator: Texas the Band Part 3

_ _ _ _ _ Well, thank you so much everybody.
Thank you
Thank you for that overwhelming response.
I just want to say in case you're new to the show
We are the Texas the band show we are from Dallas, Texas now throughout the evening
You will be experiencing various special guests and our first and I should say [B] most important
Special guest is [Bm] about to make an appearance for us right now and our bass player bill [G#] is gonna give him an official introduction
_ Ladies and gentlemen my privilege to introduce to you
One of the legends of country and Western music a man who at one time
Was known the entire world over as the yodeling hobo
Now he's been out with such women as Tanya Tucker Dolly Parton Ritalin Trisha Earwood Shania Twain Thank Hill
That's the name a few of the thousands put your hands together welcome to the stage the only man to sell more records than box
car Willie and slim women
Mr. [B] Walter _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ Much ladies and gentlemen, I tell you what, it's just great to be here now Walt
We want to thank you for coming out here _ all the way from Nashville, Tennessee
Just be with us, but they're like I was saying it's great to be here.
Now.
Have you uh
[B] Have you decided what song gonna do for us?
Oh, oh, [Bm] yes.
Oh, yes, I have
I have decided the song I want to do
Then right now I'm gonna tell all these good-looking folks just how I came about deciding on this particular song _ _
Okay, so now so how did you decide on this particular song?
Well, Terry, you know, I've been out here all day at the fair.
I know you've been wandering around
Yes, I have and right out here today during your opening medley.
In fact, _ I
Saw me the woman of my dreams.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay
And and you just what were you like peeking behind the curtain?
I certainly was peeking behind the curtain
And I seen you go over there and sing to her
Which one was it?
I sang to about three ladies three or four ladies
It was that one sitting there on the second row over here to the to the side the one right here.
Yeah
Oh, man, what's your name?
If you can yell your name out real loud for me
_ _ _ Roberta Oh Roberta, honey.
I love you
_ _ _ _ Okay, so
So now you want to do something special for Roberta?
Yeah, because you see there's something that I can just tell by looking at Roberta
There's something I can tell about her.
Oh
Really?
And what is it that you can tell about her the one thing that really turns her on? _ _ _ _
_ Is real on Scott cowboy yodeling.
I ain't I right about that _ Roberta you like cowboy yodeling, honey
I knew she would okay.
So so you're gonna yodel [Em] for Roberta.
Yes.
I [C#] am.
Okay.
Why don't you go ahead and [E] do that?
Give that note there son
_ _ _ Roberta, honey
Get [Bm] ready to get turned on _
_ _ _ _ now _
Was a devil's thing _ [A] and his [B] eyes were a [E] fiery ray
_ _ Good, I'm gonna try this horse to [B] ride but shucks
_ All of their dead _
_ _ [E] Yeah
I won't brag before [A] I roll dead [B] nag till it plugs [E] against the boil
_ _ Then I hit the ground and [F#m] ate three pounds of good old, Texas salt
[A] [E] Singing hi ho, wookie cow, ride on mine, down you [A] go, [B] sons of the [E] western [F#m] zone
[A] Singing [E] hi ho, [B] wookie cow, ride on [E] mine, down you go, sons of the western zone
[A] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [G#] _ [A] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ [A] _
[G#m] _ [F#m] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Hello
Walter what's wrong?
Yeah, I don't think alert has turned on enough yet _
Walter _ how the world can you tell she's [Bm] sitting way out [C#m] there.
You're up here on stage.
I don't see no Motel key on stage
Okay.
Now, wait a second.
Now.
Hang [E] on now.
Hang [B] on.
All right now Walter.
[Bm] Let's suppose you're right
[E] Okay, you're right.
What do you think?
What what do you think would help turn Roberta on board?
I think that is unreal fast.
Yodeling.
What do you say folks? _
No, no, no, no
Do not do not cheer for that.
What's wrong?
Well, listen Walter.
I'm sure you're right
I'm sure if you did some really really fast yodeling it would turn Roberta on board.
I know it would you promise?
What the pumice said to him?
_ [C#] I am so sorry, Roberta
I know you'd like to hear Walter yodel faster, but I I don't think [A] I can yodel [E] any faster than that _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
Walter _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I [Am] was just [G#] I was just explaining to Roberta that I know that she would really like [G] to hear you yodel faster
But I [C]
[D] I'm so sorry.
I don't think I could yodel any faster than that.
I did you just stand there.
I'll do [A] all the yoga
_ _ Now [N] hang on.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute
Walter just doesn't work like that.
What do you mean?
It don't work like that?
_ _ Look, I don't want to get into this and from all these people get into what Walter, you know
What I know it all these people here tonight know it.
No
_ _ The _ _ _ fact that I'm the one that's making you talk _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Hell you are look Walter.
It's true.
I am Teresita.
You think you're making me talk
_ Then [Bm] why the hell he's standing up here arguing with you say
Hit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ it [E] boys _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] Faster Faster
Somebody better hold on to Roberta she's gonna get out of control here in a second
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [B]
[Em] She's straight
I don't share
[B] I _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ [E] _ [A] don't share
I [E] _ don't [B] _
share
I [A] [E] don't [B] share
I don't share _
_ [E] _ _ _ [B] I don't share
I don't share
[F#] I don't share
I don't share
[A] I _ [Bm] don't share
I don't share
I don't share
I don't share
i don't share [E] Don't [A] _ _ share
[E] _ _
[B] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ Roberta _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ hunny, I'll do one more click little yodel just for you
Roberta hunny I'll do one more click little yodel just for you
Then I'll won t'ya by ya
to meet me backstage and _ _ you're gonna find out that love is a mini splintered thing. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [G#m] _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ _ [C#] _ [D#] _ [E] _
_ Thank _ _ _ you, thank you so much, thank you.
_ Mr.
Walter T.
Airedale, give him some love! _ _ _